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Chapter 1: News Reporters in American Idol!
Picture made by Rukia. Music notes made by Baka Naruto.
Naruto: Teme, you know I could so lay you flat on your face.
Rukia: Dobe! I would so go total shinigami on your ass!
Naruto: Hey! Only Sasuke can call me dobe blushes from embarrassment at what said
Rukia: Are You two lovers? sings Naruto and Sasuke sitting in a tree, k-i-ss-i-n-g!
Naruto: Teme! I'm gonna….well actually Kyuubi might want to.
Rukia: Oh! Did I touch a nerve, steps out of gigai and into shinigami form
Naruto: starts laughing Kyuubi says you should go back into that gigai so she doesn't have to look at your uglier face as a shinigami.
Rukia: No one has to because they shouldn't see me anyway. You should see your mom after what I made Ichigo do to her.
Naruto: Kyuubi says that at least her mom wasn't the village town whore.
Rukia: Shirayuki says that atleast her mom wasn't the les that totally made out with the town whore for $10.
Naruto: Oo….kyuubi…. hides behind Rukia get her out of me, she's scaring me!
Rukia:takes red glove and forces Kyuubi out
Kyuubi: You damn ice bitch!
Naruto: hold Kyuubi back
Kyuubi: let me go I'm gonna chop off all the bunnies heads, cook them, and then feed it to all the foxes. I'm sure they'll love it, just like your mom!
Naruto: sighs
Rukia and Shirayuki: both lose it SODE NO SHIRAYUKI!! hell freezes over
Shirayuki: atleast her mom wasn't diagnosed positive for VD!
Rukia: you bastard chops off 6 of 9 tails
Kyuubi: sighs and grows tails back Ne, Naruto wouldn't you think that that's a good look for hell.
Naruto: nods Kyuu-nee is very nice and you always give compliments unlike Rukia-chan she always glares grins
Rukia: That's just who I am evil grin love me or hate me
Naruto and Kyuubi: both sing rest of song by Lady Sovereign both get awards and win American Idol Cool!
Rukia: Puts on sickingly sweet smile are you two chums done daydreaming? sings life is like a boat and gets $10 grand plus a whole chain of bunny stores and a years supply of juice plus super secret stash
Naruto and Kyuubi: eye twitch
Kyuubi: I bet it was out of pity
Sasuke: comes out of no where and glomps Naruto
Rukia: Your mom liked it last night.
Shirayuki: seduces Sasuke and pulls him off of Naruto Naruto back off because I and he are like this
Ichigo: This is so better than Don Kanojii's show thinks…I'm so glad we divorced a month ago commercial begins commercial ends
Now back to the totally gay Naruto and Bleach crossover!! news reporter comes out of bushes and into view of camera Will Sasuke betray or betroth Naruto? How will Kyuubi React? How is Rukia so hot?! Will I ever stop talking? Aghh, just in, bunnies are ransacking all the carrots and foxes are so totally whipped.
Kyuubi: Also this just in appears on t.v screen all dressed up Rukia has just been announced as the most hated person by bunnies and foxes. Also, may Naruto's and Sasuke's love conquer all!!!!
Sasuke: gives ice glare at shirayuki with shairingan activated you bastard!! If you ever come between me and dobe, I'll kill you! runs back to naruto in slow mo
Naruto: glomps Sasuke and starts crying
Kyuubi: tears that…..was….so beautiful!!! cries even harder now
Ichigo: storms in with Inuyasha hand in hand You fuckin' bastards. How come you didn't invite us?
Rukia: glares at Ichigo you two-timing brat! I thought we had something special!
Ichigo: Yeah but ...ughh…he has a giant ass sword like mine and he has cookies!
Inuyasha: come to the dark side Rukia, you are too pure….plus they have free food and gift bags
Rukia: Never, you, you half-demon. You killed my father!
Inuyasha: No! I am your mother!
Rukia: falls into really big black hole TV channel randomly changes to baseball channel as rukia falls Going, going, gone! echo
Ichigo: Finally we are rid of her! Now you and I can be alone glomps Inuyasha
Naruto and Sasuke: Naruto sitting on Sasuke's lap booo! Get a room!
Rukia: falls on top of Kagome who glomps her
Kagome: Come on Rukia, we don't need them
Rukia: Never, never, never I won't give into your evil temptations
Kagome: But I have…..protection and ..uhh… a shiny crystal shard thingy
Rukia: marvels at shiny thingy you brilliant bitch!
Naruto: Yay! Rukia is now one of us...huh…where's kyuubi?
Sasuke: she went somewhere with Kirara
Naruto: how cute
Sasuke: not as cute as you slight blush
Naruto: smiles and blushes you're so sweet!
Sasuke: TIME FOR A TRIP TO THE HOT SPRINGS!!!!
Naruto: S-Sasuke! thinks… that was kind of random
Sasuke: come on koi(love) does transportation jutsu on everyone to the hot springs comes up behind naruto and glomps but it turns out to be inuyasha
Naruto: Sasuke's cheating on me! cries
Kyuubi: comes up behind Sasuke, eyes filled with blood lust cracks knuckles you're dead Uchiha
Sasuke: gets beaten to a pulp WTF!! Is was a fricken misunderstanding
Naruto: stops crying …oh….
Kyuubi: nervous laugh……oops….
Inuyasha: thinks…damn he was hot!
Ichigo: Inuyasha you two-timing dog! takes out Zangetsu
Inuyasha: turns into full-fledge demon oh yeah! Well I saw you making sweet love with Kakashi!
Naruto and Sasuke: looks at kakashi in disbelief
Kakashi: looking at sky whistling
Zangetsu: No you are both wrong because it was I who had sex with Ichigo!
both gasp disbelievingly
Kakashi: thinks… he really must be sore in the morning
Inuyasha: Ichigo, you aren't the guy I married, you changed!
Naruto: See I told you guys could marry guys!
Sasuke: In California! No you don't get started on the marriage we had an agreement remember
Naruto: sticks out tongue
Ichigo: Zangetsu, how could you tell?
Renji: No, no. That can't be right! Because Ichigo and I were doing that at the shrine of Penitence.
Dr. Phil: Now none of you are wrong or right! Can't we all just get along! goes in corner and cries.
Unison: Piss off!
Shippou: jumps out of nowhere Hey guys I got news! I'm pregnant and I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Afflaic.
Fez: attacks Shippou you son of a bitch!! You ate my candy and you have my child!
Shippou: first of all I'm a kitsune!..
Kyuubi: reminds me of myself at that young age, but with more tails, and not being male…tear drop
Tsunade: sweat drop
Shippou: Also, I don't know who the hell you are dude!
Maury: appears and sighs bored Now I have to say if shippou is Fez's bitch. Damn, this is not how I want to spend my day!
Naruto: fine than! GET OUT!! tosses Maury out and takes results puts on glasses The results are in! crowd cheers shippou what will you do if it is Fez's child.
Shippou: I'll move back to him his homeland. The beautiful island of …
Sasuke: Fez …you are not the father!
Shippou: starts to cry and runs backstage
Naruto: Shippou…we can help you find the father
Shippou: No, I know! It's Hatake Kakashi!
everyone gasps
Kakashi: thinks…damn!
Naruto and Sasuke: go to see Dr. Phil but hears that he died in Scary Movie 4 they both head back to hot springs to see Zangetsu. Renji, Unison, and Ichigo in a fight
Naruto: See Sasuke we really are the perfect couple!
Sasuke: kisses Naruto on the lips what I tell you would happen if you said cute stuff
Naruto: yeah I remember….so….
Naruto and Sasuke: go to sneak off into room but all of a sudden Sakura appears out of nowhere and tackles Sasuke
Sakura: Sasuke-kun!!! Come on you bad boy lets go do something together.
Sasuke: takes out katana and kills Sakura
Naruto: aww..how come you get all the fun!
Sasuke: well there's four guys making a fuss over there.
Both: smiles and transform into ANBU form and heads over to the Zangetsu. Renji, Unison, and Ichigo naruto has a pure white katana while sasuke has a pitch black katana
Naruto: Whatever happened to Rukia
Sasuke: Who cares lets have some fun
Zangetsu. Renji, Unison, and Ichigo: all stop and stare frightened at Naruto and Sasuke
Naruto and Sasuke: both smile evilly at everyone
TV Announcer dude: What happened to Rukia? Let's find out! secret camera find and Rukia and Kagome in secret room
Rukia: No Kagome, wait!
Kagome: stops jumping on top of Rukia
Rukia: I…I have a confession to make
Kagome: What my soul reaper sex kitten!
everyone reading this fanfic…this is your cue for a sweat drop
Rukia: I…I…have sold away my little Kuchiki chibis to good will
Kagome: No! You Baka (idiot)! shoots arrow and pins rukia to an identical look alike of sacred tree But I want out chibi and retarded children to be ours, do you remember who bought them off you
Rukia: still high from circle yeah…a guy named Peter…Peter Cottontail…hoppin down the bunny trail…hippity hoppity Easter's on its way!
Kakashi and a dead Sakura: pop out of nowhere and start dancing to Rukia songs
everyone comes to where Kagome and Rukia are and sweat drop at sight of Kakashi and Sakura dancing
Sasuke: you're...
Naruto: presses button that makes a beeping sound we have children here points at Shippou
Sasuke: buts he's pregnant
Naruto: good point throws beeper out of window…continue
Sasuke: thank you! clears throat you're fucking kiddin me. I thought I killed her…I'm cursed!!!
Naruto: you know what will make everyone happier … Special brownies!!
Ichigo: you mean special
Sasuke: the one and only
Renji: sweet everyone takes one
Naruto: hey sasuke got anymore of that special ingredient
Sasuke: you bet….takes out package chocolate super lax
Naruto and Sasuke: laugh like maniacs
dramatic close up shot of everyone's painful faces everyone except Naruto, Sasuke, Rukia, Kyuubi, Ichigo and Kakashi run to bathroom
Kakashi: a ninja must see through deception….
Naruto: you like saying that don't you
Kakashi: nods
everyone sweat drop
Naruto: lets Rukia off of tree when everyone is in the bathroom
Sasuke: ok now we need something for a more serious prank. So…let's thinks
10 minutes later Naruto, Sasuke, Kyuubi, Ichigo, and kakashi in circle
Naruto: Oh yeah! I'm thinking all right…I think…. I think
Sasuke: damn you look even hotter when you think
Kyuubi: hahahahaha……chocolate. Chocolate…no toast! I want toast!! starts crying one of you 5 give me some toast you 4 sons of 4 bitches and that 1 bitch from another bitch!!
Rukia: Damn, my hands are so huge! makes fists in air I am…the greatest!!
Ichigo: ok champ gets punched in the face and out of chair by rukia
Kakashi: starts making funny faces at Sasuke Hey I wonder if I have a mouth beneath this mask
Ichigo: gets back up on chair ok so there's this car…and it runs on water man! everyone throws garbage at him
Naruto and Sasuke: launch themselves at each other and start to make out
Kyuubi: Hey no making out in the circle. This rule was set for Ichigo and Rukia but it applies to you two too!
Ichigo and Rukia: both sniff in boredom let's ditch this place! both go to bar, god knows where
Rukia: downs 20 shot and goes into laughing fit
Ichigo: Rukia this is so unlike you mentally gropes her
Rukia: pulls Ichigo in and kisses him all over
Ichigo: orders for 20 more shots while other hand is on Rukia's waist
5 minutes later
both buttoning shirts back up
Rukia: suddenly starts to cry
Ichigo: You know the rule Rukia…you cry, you buy
Rukia: slaps Ichigo's hand really hard
Ichigo: thinks…where did I go wrong with having sex with dead girls?
Rukia: kisses Ichigo all over again
Ichigo: again!
Rukia: yes please!!
Ichigo:………….ok I'm cool with that!
10 minutes later both jump out of closet buttoning up shirts again
Ichigo: Rukia we've got to go home, so, no more drinks!
Rukia: b-b-but Chappy said he would give me the key to candy-land!
Ichigo: you dope…candy-land is a board game, and Chappy isn't real gets prepared to have sex with Rukia again but she moves away
Rukia: what are you doing?
Ichigo:….drunk….break
Rukia: punches Ichigo in the face get bent!
Ichigo: what all because I told you the truth
Rukia: begins crying again but suddenly stops I guess it all began when I was in the academy... I mean that's when a girl really defines herself…
Ichigo: Rukia..
Rukia: continues babbling on and on about past
Ichigo: Rukia…
Rukia: still talking
Ichigo: RUKIA!!!
Rukia: stops talking what is it?
Ichigo: One. I don't care. Two, you are a stone cold fox
Naruto and Kyuubi somehow appear behind Ichigo giving death glare than freezes hell over again WHAT!!??
Sasuke: Naru-chan. don't kill them, they are a vital part in this fanfic...also…one's already dead.
Naruto: shrugs Sasu-chan! I love you! glomps Sasuke
Sasuke: blinks at naruto 30 seconds later I'm not saying it back!!
Naruto:……say it! gets ready to kick sasuke in the chin
Sasuke: Naruto, if you're going to kick me in the chin, than this relationship is going to have serious problems!
Naruto…….fine……kicks Sasuke in the knee
Sasuke: Damnit Dobe!
Naruto: Teme!
Naruto and Sasuke: take out light sabers and have a battle
Kyuubi: I bet 20 bucks on the boy…… and I mean Sasuke
Tsunade: You're on… come on Naruto kick his ass!!! takes another drink
Urahura: sings Dearest on Karaoke ((A/N…wow that was a random transition))
Yoruichi: back up dances to Urahura with emo ((A/N in tribute to one of my friends)) interpretive dance moves
Ichigo and Rukia: forget that squalling and watch gambling ahead of them
Rukia: watches words of what they're doing fly over head wows….look at them go
Ichigo: walks up to group of hollows and arrancar all soon starts betting and playing poker when world will end and who is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child. I fold…you see I wanted to say something funny to them but all I could think of was black jokes
Black hollow: please….tell me these black jokes of yours
back to light saber battles
Naruto: Yippee! I win!! looks triumphantly down at beaten Sasuke
Tsunade: Muhahahhakukukuku ... I actually won!!
Kyuubi: glares at Sasuke be lucky you're dating my kit!!
Sasuke: gulps
Tsunade: goes over with Ichigo, hollows, and arrancars who are now being arrested Please sir it's not what it looks like..thinks…if they don't let go soon, they're dead!! They have no right to treat the Godaime like this!!
Naruto: Tsunade you're not even wearing pants that's why you're getting arrested.
Tsunade: looks down haha….yeah I'm not because I'm the same age of all of you
Sasuke: that's right we'll all 15
Naruto: 8looks in mirror to confirm age but instead see a black head what a perfect time to get a black head
Black hollow: looks at naruto
Naruto: oh…sorry I didn't mean you
Black hollow: thumbs up
Sasuke: Naruto I love how open minded you are
Naruto and Sasuke: start making out
Tsunade: wow…I didn't even know Naruto even knew how to do that!
Kyuubi: I taught him everything he knows
Tsunade: sweat drop…um… thinks…I can't tell her
now back to Rukia and other people…man...I'm getting tired of typing!
Rukia: Officer there's been some mistake. Ichigo was uh….uhhh…only trying to protect me from that black hollow! fake but real looking tears stream down face
Officer: Now, now miss, don't worry your boyfriends is free to go. I will take care of O.J. Simpson here!
Naruto: Burn! falls of floor laughing Ichigo would never date Rukia I mean she likes bunnies and dreamstreet!
Rukia: Ichigo is that true?
Ichigo: Yeah...I'm sorry but I can't be seen with someone who likes them.
Rukia: goes off with Britney Spears
Ichigo: tears well up in eyes romantic lights shine on Ichigo begins to sing My Heart will go on
Ishida: joins in by end of song both are making out wait Ichigo! I can't be seen making out with a shinigami! It's totally against my religion
Ichigo:…eh, we're all going to hell sings mama on stage
Naruto and Sasuke: kicks Ichigo and Ishida off stage
Naruto: One you can't sing, two this is so Sasuke's song
Sasuke: he's damn right!! starts singing where Ichigo and Ishida left off so raise you glass high somehow has a shot of vodka (coughnarutocough) and raises it high for tomorrow we die and return from the ashes you fall! fangirls appear out of nowhere and surround Sasuke
Naruto: vein pops in head get the hell away from him you bitches!!! goes on a rampage throwing vodka and toast at Fangirls fangirls run away
Kyuubi: AHHH!! MY TOAST!!! QUICK WE NEED MEDIC NINS STAT!!!! kneels down close to toast and cries shh…it'll be all right. You'll make it, be strong. Don't leave me all alone after all we've been trough together! has memory flashback of her and toast. Happy music plays in background as kyuubi and toast are running towards each other in slow mo in a meadow of flowers
Naruto: isn't that a sponge she's holding
Sasuke: nods that's it we're cutting her off from the stash
T.V. reporter: This just in… sponge-bob square-pants has just filed a restraining order on Kyuubi-no-Kitsune. Also, in less important news, DNA test have proved that Anna Nicole's baby was in fact fathered by aliens. She really has been around the world bob, around the world
Rukia and Ichigo: sings memories in the rain and needless to say spent the night in his closet but rukia stopped him
flashback
Rukia: No Ichigo, I don't feel like fooling around…actually…I feel like talking
Ichigo: sure I'll try anything once
Rukia: begins talking about emotional crap
Ichigo: thinks…I should go get myself a cape...No...A cape with jet packs in them. I wonder if Orihime and Ishida got to second base yet. I wonder if Rukia will ever be molested by Michael Jackson…na who am I kidding. No...I got it! Rukia and orihime naked and mud-wrestling. Now that would be hot!!
Rukia: kicks Ichigo in face you aren't even listening you dill hole. You better not be thinking about Orihime, We have a relationship got that! You are so inconsiderate of my feelings! I'm starting to wonder if this is going to work out! I mean I want a house filled with bunnies! Everywhere!!
Naruto: Ichigo…are you having girl problems?
Sasuke: than we have someone for you to meet. I think you too will really get along Itachi walks in
Naruto: Ichigo, Itachi, Itachi, Ichigo
Itachi: Sasuke, Naruto?
Sasuke: Naruto!
Naruto: Sasuke!
Itachi: Itachi smiles
Naruto and Sasuke fall down to floor anime style
T.V. Reporter: comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of Naruto
Naruto: stop fucking doing that!! kills reporter
Tsunade: good job naruto now we have no one to announce something when we actually have something that is not random. Now how we going to say random stuff! You just ruined the Fanfic!!
Naruto: thinks pulls on a suit fine than I'll be the reporter now
Kyuubi: oh no you don't kit! If I remember correctly I was the guest-star reporter earlier in this chapter points to section
Tsunade: no he did it so he's the reporter!
Kyuubi: No I am!
Tsunade: Bitch
Kyuubi: Fuggly Slut
Itachi: Girl fight let's get it on!
Sasuke: well what do you know Itachi is strait
Naruto: sitting on Sasuke's lap nods I always though that he was the gayest of us all.
Itachi: I'm bi thank you!
Naruto: well that's got to suck!!
Sasuke: What are you my snow white queen
Naruto: brings Sasuke into back room and sings snow white queen while giving him a lap dance
Naruto and Sasuke: both come out of room buttoning up shirts look down to see itachi on floor
Itachi: withering on floor in pain due to Kyuubi and Tsunade beating him up
Naruto: sighs that's what happens when you get on the bad side of two women with super-human strength
Sasuke: sighs I am not related to him, he's just some stranger I meet at an 8 stand, going into a suicide booth. I was just being a friendly neighbor and saving his life
Naruto: hugs Sasuke sympathetically
Rukia: looking at script Ne, who the hell are theses people? eyes go wide as she sees what she is supposed to do next I'm going to do what?! With who?! When?! faints anime style
Shirayuki: sighs these people really have no lives! This is a disgrace to us, we would never! hands get stuffed with cookies and Trojans
Rukia: Hey naruto when you are done romanticizing with Sasuke it says here that you will die in seven days!
Naruto: really looks at script I never knew I watched the ring
Shirayuki: You won't live to see the end of this fanfic! And than Sasuke will be all mine laughs evilly
Sasuke: in you're dreams weirdo, naruto and mine love is forever!!
Ichigo: it's time for takes mike Survivor: Gay ninja, Soul Reaper Edition! The first round is the preliminary round: you must…go on a date with Jerry Springer!
Rukia: Squee!!
Shirayuki: do we have to bring him back dead or alive?
Ichigo: You choose.
Rukia: turns on T.V. Go! Deigo, go!
Shirayuki: sweat drop why couldn't I be the zanpaktou of someone who is cold-hearted and inhuman like….Jackie from That 70's show
Rukia: eye twitch You bastard! How could you leave me! I thought what we had was special
Naruto: You say that a lot huh Rukia? Anyway… thought that Jackie was Karl's… I think… anyway what do I have to do..looks as script drops script oh hell no!!...I'll be in my trailer! goes to trailer
inside Trailer
Naruto: sorry I was late…I was getting Pizza opens Pizza Box
Hyde: Man…are you kiddin me like pizza is…gets pizza in the face...is that sausage…my god you cunning bastard! takes pizza
Kelso: dude…did you head, monkeys got sent to space!
Fez: were they in diapers
Kelso….no, but I think that because of this it shows I can clearly become an astronaut
Hyde: more like an astro-nut keeps eating pizza man I love you Naruto
outside of trailer
Sasuke: ear twitch eyes brows scrunch as gets a bad vibe from the trailer
Kyuubi: oh no, not that look, it even gives me the creeps
Sasuke: walks slowly to trailer and opens it to see Hyde eating pizza light bulb clicks man this is thing is annoying takes light bulb above head and smashes it to the ground NA…RU…TO!!!
Naruto: laughs nervously hey, hey guess what I can feel all the molecules in my body
Sasuke: kicks Hyde, Kelso, and Fez out you're no longer in this Fanfic!! You guys are on notice!!
everyone gasps than goes back in trailer for a circle 30 minutes later, 5 circles and 10 pizza's later
Sasuke: man this is getting old…the circle sucks…yeah that's right I said it
Ichigo: this stuff must be from California! Wow we do the same thing every day…eat, sleep, T.V. This isn't a trailer it's a nursing home!
Rukia: Yeah and we only have we months left until…wait we aren't in high school so we don't graduate…what is high school anyway?
Ichigo: A Penitentiary, the apocalyptical sayings, death of all humanity and we go into the black abyss known as hell
everyone stares at Ichigo8
Rukia: you are one emo kid, you know that Ichigo?
Ichigo: tries to resist going out in the rain an cut self sweat visible on face I don't know what you're talking about
Rukia: I think there's something you're not telling us Kurosaki-kun
Random dude: need a moment
Ichigo: stuffs snickers in mouth
Rukia: where were you on the day of today between the hours of then and now
Ichigo: Damn you snicker! You said they would shut-up!
Snickers: what are you looking at me for! That's trix! Besides snickers can't talk right now for snickers is being digested
Sasuke: Is he talking in third person?
Naruto: nods
Ichigo: stands up Never! You will never catch me copper!
Police: stand by watching hmm, Jeff, that lad or the donut?
Ichigo: steals last donut
Rukia: Stop...in the name of love (insert name here) before you break my heart!
Naruto: blinks hey I say thank you to the emo kids. Without them we wouldn't be sane. They're the only thing that keeps us a safe distance away from the line of existence!! So I say thank you emo kids!!
everyone stares at
Officer: take him away
Naruto: What, no you can't! I have rights. This is because I have Kyuubi in me right!
Kyuubi: sorry kit! Remember I'm out now
Naruto: glares at kyuubi than stuff her in closet with kirara Stay in there and shut-up gives death glare that causes world to go into ice age
scratch appears out of no where with an acorn
Naruto: and that's my acorn takes acorn
Dr. Phil: comes back to life that anger and insanity within is the result of a deprived childhood.
Ichigo: Shut the hell up! Why aren't you dead!
Dr. Phil: because I'm the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned!
My Chem: comes out of no where that's plagiarism…I think
Ichigo: exercises Dr. Phil children ghosts who were cowering are now cheering for Ichigo
Rukia: walks up to Ichigo Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non believers, the plans that they have made. Because one day I'll leave you, a phantom, to lead you in the summer, to join the black parade ((somehow this has become a love song))
Shirayuki: get a room!!
My Chem: or better yet stop Plagiarizing!!...we think!!
Naruto: sighs were did we go in this Fanfic
Sasuke: you mean where did I go! Anyway I guess this symbolizes the end of chapter 1
Kyuubi: in T.V. reporter uniform Will My Chemical Romance sue Rukia? Will Dr. Phil come back from the dead again? Will Naruto actually die in seven days little chibi naruto head appears at bottom of screen…"I thought I told you to say in that closet and shut-up" and will I ever be finished being draws by the person who is writing what I'm saying right now! Find out…..next time!!
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CUT!! Awesome job everyone!!
Naruto: Hey who's up from ramen!
Sasuke: Dobe! Come on let's go
Kyuubi: goes to dressing room thinking of ways to kill the writers
Rukia: glares at everyone than walks away to dressing room thinking same thing as Kyuubi?
Writers: gulp
Ichigo: scowls
Dr. Phil: We have a lot of negate….
Everyone: SHUT UP!!! everyone kills Dr. Phil