A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! A story made only for fan fiction. Disclaimer: We only own
the weird ones.
Sincerely,
Beth and Kay
They were the first regime of females in Jedi History and this is there insane story...
"What in the heck was that?!?" A random voice called out as two shadowed figures approached
through a cloud of smoke. The evil doers on the HMS Hemorrhoid eased back from the table where
they had been eating an evil brunch.
"What in heck's bathroom was that?" Beth asked.
"Uh. Sorry. You know what intergalactic burritos do to me." Kay replied.
"Jesus Burritos?"
"That just doesn't sound kosher."
"What does kosher have to do with it?" She scowled as she glanced at the appalled rebel leaders
sitting before her.
"What do we have here?"
"The rebel leaders from Sector 5."
"I knew that."
"Then why did you ask?"
"Shut up."
"No. You ." A dark man rose from his seat.
"You cannot stop us!" He screamed.
"Believe what you want." Kay replied drawing her light saber, Beth followed suit. Four rebels rose
to the floor brandishing guns. With quick flips of the girls wrists the guns lay in pieces on the floor.
The rebels edged backwards realizing how deep in trouble they actually were.
"Shall you go quietly?" Beth asked. The fearful zealots sadly raised there arms in surrender. Beth
turned to whisper to Kayla, she giggled. "Ok." Beth reached into her robes and whipped out a
permanent marker, which caused the rebels to scream.
Kay and Beth marched into the council room with triumphant smiles on their faces their prisoners
slowly trudging behind them with gloomy expressions and big red goofy mustaches painted onto
there faces.
The council * which as of the moment only consists of Yoda and Mace Windu* arched their
eyebrows questioningly.
"What this is I ask?" Yoda rasped curiously. Beth cleared her throat.
"Master, we have uh."
"Apprehended."
"Yes, we have apprehended the Rebel leaders that we were assigned to find; and err dealt with them
accordingly." Mace Windu frowned.
"The moustaches were a unique touch."
"SHE DID IT! IT WAS HER IDEA!"
"KAY!"
"Don't worry about it." Windu leaned back into his chair. "We have another mission for you."
"WHOO HOO HAWAII!"
"No, Beth." Beth sniffled and curled into a fetal position. "Some of the other Jedi of the temple have
already been assigned to suppress rebellions on the planet Molokai."
"Molokai?"
"Polynesian decent the planet has." Yoda rasped.
"Who is already there?" Kayla asked yearning to join Beth in dancing and chanting Molokai over
and over.
"Megan Rice and Rachel Beetly."
*Stayed tuned until tomorrow kids, where I may or may not decide to post another glorious
chapter...*
the weird ones.
Sincerely,
Beth and Kay
They were the first regime of females in Jedi History and this is there insane story...
"What in the heck was that?!?" A random voice called out as two shadowed figures approached
through a cloud of smoke. The evil doers on the HMS Hemorrhoid eased back from the table where
they had been eating an evil brunch.
"What in heck's bathroom was that?" Beth asked.
"Uh. Sorry. You know what intergalactic burritos do to me." Kay replied.
"Jesus Burritos?"
"That just doesn't sound kosher."
"What does kosher have to do with it?" She scowled as she glanced at the appalled rebel leaders
sitting before her.
"What do we have here?"
"The rebel leaders from Sector 5."
"I knew that."
"Then why did you ask?"
"Shut up."
"No. You ." A dark man rose from his seat.
"You cannot stop us!" He screamed.
"Believe what you want." Kay replied drawing her light saber, Beth followed suit. Four rebels rose
to the floor brandishing guns. With quick flips of the girls wrists the guns lay in pieces on the floor.
The rebels edged backwards realizing how deep in trouble they actually were.
"Shall you go quietly?" Beth asked. The fearful zealots sadly raised there arms in surrender. Beth
turned to whisper to Kayla, she giggled. "Ok." Beth reached into her robes and whipped out a
permanent marker, which caused the rebels to scream.
Kay and Beth marched into the council room with triumphant smiles on their faces their prisoners
slowly trudging behind them with gloomy expressions and big red goofy mustaches painted onto
there faces.
The council * which as of the moment only consists of Yoda and Mace Windu* arched their
eyebrows questioningly.
"What this is I ask?" Yoda rasped curiously. Beth cleared her throat.
"Master, we have uh."
"Apprehended."
"Yes, we have apprehended the Rebel leaders that we were assigned to find; and err dealt with them
accordingly." Mace Windu frowned.
"The moustaches were a unique touch."
"SHE DID IT! IT WAS HER IDEA!"
"KAY!"
"Don't worry about it." Windu leaned back into his chair. "We have another mission for you."
"WHOO HOO HAWAII!"
"No, Beth." Beth sniffled and curled into a fetal position. "Some of the other Jedi of the temple have
already been assigned to suppress rebellions on the planet Molokai."
"Molokai?"
"Polynesian decent the planet has." Yoda rasped.
"Who is already there?" Kayla asked yearning to join Beth in dancing and chanting Molokai over
and over.
"Megan Rice and Rachel Beetly."
*Stayed tuned until tomorrow kids, where I may or may not decide to post another glorious
chapter...*