It's 11:30 at night. And Finn and Jack had retired to bed after along day of adventures. The phone rings waking up Fin from a sound sleep, on the other line is the Ice King

Finn: H….Hello?

Ice King: "Hey Princess Bubblegum I know that kidnapping you just ends up with me getting my ass beat by Jack and Fin, so I thought I would sweet talk you in to marrying me."

Finn: "Ice King? You called the wrong number again."

Ice King: "Princess Bubblegum, I want to tongue punch your fart box."

Finn: "…WHAT? What the Hell is wrong with you?"

Ice King: "Yes it's true. I have it all worked out in my head. I'm going to wreck that nice candy poon of yours. I know that I might seem too old for you, and you're a teenager, but I think that's what makes me so horny for you."

Finn: "You're a sick, sick man Ice King. You called a wrong number again."

Ice King: "Wow Princess! You sound like an anger little boy. Why does that make me so horny?"

Finn: "Damn it Ice King. I'm not going to be able to un-hear that."

Ice King: "Hey is it true that you and that vampire chick were once together, it would be better then that pansy Fin the Human."

Finn: "…. How would you like to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?"

Ice King: Now Princess you can't threaten me like that. I might just call the cops. Get the law on you.

Finn: Fucker, I am the LAW.

Finn hangs up the phone and wakes up Jake and tells him about the Epic Ass Beating that they are about to bring down on the Ice King.

(The Ice King now comes to the realization that no one is on the other line.)

Ice King: "We lost connection. I should call her back to make sure she doesn't think that I hung up on her."

(The Ice King dials the right number this time)

(Princess Bubble Gum picks up the phone sounding sleepy)

Princess Bubble Gum: Hello…What time is it?"

Ice King: We lost connection. I didn't hang up on you. Let's get back to talking dirty."

Princess Bubble Gum: "Is this the Ice King? How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me?"

Ice King: But Princess Bubble Gum I love you and I… wait, someone just broke in through my window…..Finn and Jake! What are you two doing…Hey what are you two doing? …No, No, No, Noooooooooo.

(The sound of the Ice King getting the Ever Loving Shit kicked out of him by Fin and Jake could be heard over the phone.)

Princess Bubble Gum: Oh my. I didn't even need to call them this time.

Princess Bubble Gum rolls over to the other side of her bed "Hey Marceline wake up, you got to hear this."

(Marceline puts the phone close to her ear with Bubble Gum so they both can hear the carnage.)

(The sound of a boy and a dog yelling obscenities at the Ice King as they beat him)

Ice King: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

(This goes on for an hour before Bubble Gum and Marceline hang up before they die laughing)

-End-