1.1.1 Note: I don't own Zelda or Smash Mouth's song "All Star". So sue me.

1.1.2

1.1.3 Hyrule Star- Smash Mouth's "All Star" Spoof

By- Janus



Link:

A fairy once told me

That the Tree wanted to see me

I need to get a bit of mon-ay

I thought she was kinda dumb

Just to think that she could come

Right in to my house on this day

Well, the Scrubs start comin' and they don't stop comin'

Appeared near me and I hit the ground runnin'

Never made sense to run from a nut

It may look dumb but it is not

So much to do

So much to see

So what's wrong with seein' the Tree?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow.

Hey now, you're a Kok'ri. Get your stuff out. Go play.

Hey now, you're a hero. Get your weapon. Go save.

And fight 'til Ganon is gone.

Only Light Arrows will bring him down.

Zelda:

It's a cruel world, and they say it gets crueler.

I'm safe right now, but wait 'til I get older

But if things are going to differ

Judgin' by the hole, in Ganondorf's picture

The ice I skate, is getting pretty thin

The water's getting warm so I might as well swim

The village is on fire

How 'bout yours?

This ain't the way I like it

But I'll never get bored.

Hey now, you're a princess. Get your hair done. Go rule.

Hey now, you're a Sage. Get the Triforce. Save Hyrule.

Link and Zelda:

And fight 'til Ganon is gone.

Link:

Only Light Arrows will bring him down.

Zelda:

Hey now, you're a princess. Get your hair done. Go rule.

Link:

Hey now, you're a hero. Get your weapon. Save Hyrule.

Link and Zelda:

And fight 'til Ganon is gone!

Link:

Only Light Arrows-

Ganondorf:

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for force,

I need to get myself a bit of power.

I said, "Yep. What a concept.

I could use a little force myself and we could all use a little change."

Well, Link starts comin' and he don't stop comin'.

Headin' towards me

Why am I runnin'?

Never made sense to run from a boy.

I think I'll make a ghost decoy.

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with cursin' the Tree?

I'll never know if I don't go. (Go!)

I'll never shine if I don't glow.

Hey now, you're a Ger'do. Get your crown on. Go rule.

Hey now, you're a sorcerer. Get your Triforce. Take Hyrule.

Link and Zelda:

And fight 'til Ganon is gone!

Ganondorf:

I will take both of you down!

Link and Sages:

AND FIGHT 'TIL GANON IS GONE!

Ganondorf:

I WILL TAKE ALL OF YOU DOWN!