So there you are, minding your own business when you see a flyer hit you in the face. You see a picture of Hannah Montana on it and right when you are about to rip it, you realize that front seat tickets are selling for 5,000 dollars. Lets just say recently your parents won the lottery OK.
So you concoct this plan right, and you buy front seat tickets. You sit out and bring your gloves,pocket knife, and an I-pod.
For the first few songs you jam on your i-pod waiting for the right moment to put your plan in action.
FInally, when she reaches out her hand to touch the hands of the screaming fangirls...and occasional fanguy, you put on your gloves, take out the pocket knife, and when she reaches out for your hand, you stab her.
So she starts screaming and fangirls start fainting while guys try to do "CPR" As you silently escape, you hand the bloody knife to a fangirl who imediatly shouts, " I HAVE THE BLODDY MILEY CYRUS KNIFE AND I'M GONNA SELL IT ON E-Bay!"
As people start heading in your direction to steal the knife leaving Miley on the floor wailing, you take the knife back leaving fanpeople to fight uselessly and possibly kill themselves.
You sell the knife on E-Bay and you recieve prices up to 5,000,000 dollars. Remember when I said your parents won the lottery...yah that wasn't the lottery you got the money from, it's from stabbing Mandy Moore. Why don't you think you ever hear of her?
Then, you see an add on T.V, it showed Britney Spears.
a week later...
britney's blood!! bid starts at 700,000,000!!