INTRODUCTION
Hey reader! I'm Cooler, although my actual name is Rex Debaby (pronounced Day-Bee) and I'll be more than ecstatic if you take your time to read this story, conjuring up the story of how I became wanted by Megatron, the evil, heartless leader of the Decepticons who was contemplating the destruction of Earth along with his cruel henchmen (I mean henchbots). One little accidental intrusion with the Decepticon campaign and my life was turned around and was heading through perilous situations. I've been chased, hunted, captured, tortured, and hospitalized many times during this epic crisis within the time of revolution and the establishment of the Cybertronian and Earth Alliance and the Axis of Evil Alliance that was headed by General Vladimir Ourmurov of the Soviet Union and Megatron himself. Eventually Soviet Russia was severed by devastating Chinese attacks and the Russian Federation was formed along with the formation of the Tibetan Empire and the other half of China being claimed by the Japanese Empire. Canada, conversely, was an important division of Canadian North America that the Axis of Evil desired to eliminate. Ottawa had fallen to crippling attacks by Polish forces, so Montreal became the new capital once King Wayne claimed kingship over the land where once King Luke the Virtuous reigned over. I, Cooler, was just a pilot who defended Canada from the Polish threat. It was later exposed that Megatron was the cause of all the chaos and havoc that ravaged our planet. Mentioning the conflicts with Soviet Russia, the CAEA, the AOEA, and Canada were essential to the story, as were mine. If I were to tell the story with only my journey through those times of dismal, the story itself would be too complex to comprehend. So sit back, get a snack, find a comfortable place to sit and dive into the adventure, the action, the excitement and become one with the dire situation.
EPILOGUE
The year is 2012 and all the humans living on Earth had been banished from the evil oppression of Tygorfang two years ago. Eventually those remaining on Earth hired a KGB regiment Sector Viktor assassin and killed the evil tyrant that was found to be a Decepticon. It is unknown when the leader will find out that his double agent had been slaughtered and will return with a mass force to wipe out all others…
About ten years ago, animals had eventually developed intelligence of a human and began to question why they had to take orders from the humans and rebelled against their masters and a war broke out between the humans and the much more intelligent animals. The leader of the rebellion was a killer whale named Wayne who was a personal pet for King Luke, the ruler of Canada. He announced the cause to the others in forms of propaganda and sayings such as, "Nay Shall We Be Slaves for Those Who Cannot Keep Our Planet Clean!" Others followed and soon the war broke out until Tygorfang who negotiated with the animals and lied to them that if he were given the authority to banish the humans, they would no longer have to be slaves…
Forced to work under hard labour, they struggled to please the tyrant himself until an assassin named Dmitri Trinajstic killed the tyrant while he slept. An investigation was carried out and they found out that he was a Decepticon in disguise as a polar bear. Finally free to do whatever they wanted, they started living in the houses of the humans, started doing human jobs, and so on. Unfortunately, they appointed rulers and some became tyrants and invaded other countries. And so thus began Kazul, the war that seemed to never end…