Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me.

A/N: Dudes...I'm bored. ANd if you are too, then hopefully this will brighten up your day a bit.

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Snape's Christmas List:

1) Have Lord Moldy Butt to go jump off a cliff

2) Get Dumbledore's eye to stop twinkling

3) And to get the old coot's meddling schemes to stop

4) To prove that Santa exists

5) To get a date

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A/N: I love the Last one. More to come soon!