Author's Note: hey guys did ya miss me? I've been pondering this for a while and just decided I had to do it. So without further delay chapter 1.

Disclaimer: oh come on if I owned Star Trek I'd like to think I'd have better things to do with my spare time.

The Honeymoon

Jim looked in the mirror he had just finished washing the product from the wedding out of his hair and was gathering himself to enter the bedroom. He held his breath and opened the door to see, all of his air left him in a rush.

It took several moments for Jim's brain to catch up. What he was seeing just didn't seem possible. But it had to have been. Because he was seeing it. The proof was right there. Unless this was some drug induced hallucination. Okay, maybe not necessarily drug induced. Either way, this image before him was rather nice. If the restrictive feeling in his pants was any indication.

"Captain?"

"Jim's eyes immediately flicked up, meeting Spock's. The Vulcan had a brow quirked. Jim opened his mouth to respond; nothing came out. He cleared his throat and tried again."

"Spock…what are you doing?"

"I have been waiting for you to return to your quarters."

Jim was silent for a moment. "Why?"

"Because anywhere else would be illogical."

"No, what I mean is…why are you wearing leather pants?"

"Ah. I was under the impression you would appreciate it. Have I come to the incorrect conclusion?"

"Jim was quiet again as he looked Spock over. Really the only thing different were the pants. The black undershirt and boots were the same. It was just Spock was wearing tight ass leather pants.

Jim grinned. "No, I like it very much," he said, wonderful ideas coming to mind.. Said thoughts increased in rating as Spock closed the distance between them, a smirk tugging at his lips.

"Good" he said pressing their bodies together "I hate being wrong" The rest of the night was their secret.

As for Bones and Scotty, well there was much less for-play.

Author's Note: SO what do you think, I'll try to put more Bones/Scotty in the next chapter as they all adjust the the married life.