"FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOOUUUU" I Roared to no one.
I had just beaten Warhammer 40k Spess Mahreen on my Xbox 360 when the stupid Inquisitor took away Capitan Titus because of that stupid load of horse-humping shit Leandros (Wimp).
"YOU STUPID ARSEHOLE" I Yelled as I threw my controller against the wall breaking it into a pile of wire, plastic and whatever-the-fuck-else-they-put-into-Xbox-360-controlers.
"Fucking thing" I Said to myself as i turned to pat my pet Tomcat. As soon as i came near she started to hiss and bolted out the door "The fuck?" I Said as i became aware of something burning.
As I turned again i noticed 3 things 1. my Xbox was on fire 2. the fire was Purple 3. IT WAS FLOATING 4 FEET OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR.
"WHAT THE FUCK" I Yelled as it exploded knocking me against the wall(Also destroying my TV, DVD player, Stereo System and my Massive Heavy Metal Collection)
The one thing I noticed before i passed out was that a pitch black portal opened in the air where the xbox was.
The last thing I saw was a bunch of shadows fall out of it before i passed out.