A texting conversation between my best friend and me led to this ridiculous pledge.
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We raise our purple hats high,
And pull out our dildo bats to beat some aliens down,
To our Saints Flo drinks we chug,
and the hoes we fuck,
With our mascot hats on, we march,
Across the USA, cuz' we just that badass!
With Nyghtblade and Matt Miller in our ranks,
we shall surely be fucked!
And so we fight gangs, aliens, and zombies,
drinking Flo as we go!
And wearing whatever the fuck we please,
With Gat as our pledge to please!
Hell yeah, bitches. we the Saints!