Prologue
Hey, I'm re-writing the twilight series to my liking, so, here's the deal. In the second book, when Edward leaves, Bella does not jump off the cliff and Edward does not come back. It's been three years and Bella is 21 years old. And, here's the twist, she's a vampire.
The Speech
Let me tell you all something, being a vampire is not easy. I mean, you can't go out side with out lighting up like a Christmas tree, you can't have chocolate, and, here's the kicker, you can't date anyone. Not that I cared about that part, seeing as I basically punched any guy who dared to even approach me. Oh, sorry, forgive my manners, I'm Isabella Swan. Remember me? Hi! Now I know what you're thinking, how can you be a vampire? Well, I'll tell you. Remember that girl, Victoria, and how she wanted to kill me, well, she decided it would be a worse punishment to turn me instead.
And remember that family, also vegetarian, where Tanya (the strawberry blonde who like Edward mentioned in the third book) is? Yeah, I live with them. Me and Tanya are actually quite good friends. And why was I angry? Well, we had a council meeting tonight. And guess who was gonna be there? Bingo, give the person a prize. The Cullens. And it was gonna be the first time that they were gonna see me in three years. I wonder how this would go.