Namine: This is what happens
Angel: When two bored authors
Namine: Come together in an IM chat
Angel and Namine: YAY FOR RANDOMNESS! WE OWN NOTHING!
25 Ways to Annoy Tsunade
1) Call her an old hag
2) Take away her sake
3) Say her and Jiraiya are a cute couple
4) Ask if her boobs are real
5) Tell her Jiraiya and Orochimaru are gay lovers
6 ) Keep asking her how old she really is
7) Keep giving her more paper work every 5 minutes
8) Drink sake in front of her while she does paper work and says she can't have any
9) Ban sake from the village
10 ) Ban gammbling from the village
11) Make a law stating ramen is the only food allowed
12) Call her grandma-sama
13) Call her a big breasted old lady
14 ) Steal her giant black heels ( how can those be good ninja shoes anyway! )
15) Tell her Kakashi is in a love triangle with Jiraiya and Orochmaru
16) Tell her that Jiarya's new book stars her and a monkey!
17) Say Orochimaru raped her in her sake induced sleep
18) Spraypaint JiraiyaXTsunade on her office door!
19) Put Icha Icha Paradise all over her office
20) Tape her to her chair and read Icha Paradise to her
21) Have Jiraiya and sing Sexy Back
22 ) Have Jiarya do the booty shake in front of her
23) Have the Konoha 11 sing Teenagers compleatly off key
24 ) Have Lee break her desk in half while showing off a move
25) Run through Konoha yelling ALL HOKAGES SUCK
Angel: We got to stop IM eachother on sugar rushes
Namine: But that's how the best ideas are born!
Angel: True
Namine and Angel: REVIEW!