Babysitting Woes
Pandemonium AU written for Fifilafemme
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Naruto,
All second gen OCs are mine though. I also do not own Mortal Kombat ™, McDonalds ™ Burger King ™, or In n Out ™
In which Hidan and Temari go shopping for a bigger house and need a babysitter,
Kakuzu overcharges, the girls escape for a night out on the town and hilarity ensues
Chapter One
Making Arrangements
Gaara and Yugure had had to go out of country for political talks with Iwa and had asked his sister to watch their daughter Tsuru. She had already been there for one week, raising hell in the cramped apartment with her cousin Usagi.
"Girls turn down the TV! I'm on the damn phone here!"
The TV was turned down and both girls tried to listen in.
"Look Kakuzu, I have to go house shopping this week and I need you to watch the kids."
He paused to listen.
The girls moved closer, Jashin rolled his eyes at his nosy sister and cousin, they were being way too obvious and his dad hated it when people got into his business.
"It's in River Country, I need to be closer to the temple, she needs to be close to her job and we need to get the hell outta this cramped dump-"
He was interrupted.
"Yes I know its a couple days away asshole! That's why I need a fucking babysitter!"
"Oh come on! A hardened ass war vet like you can handle a couple of fucking teenagers!"
Another silence.
"Why can't they watch themselves?" He seemed at temporary loss for words.
"Because they're fourteen and fifteen! That's why!" It was a weak argument and he knew it.
Then Hidan gave the phone a sadistic grin.
"Oh no. They're no trouble, no trouble at all."
The grin was wiped off his face.
"You want how much? That's out-fucking-rageous! Fine! Fine ya greedy motherfucker I'll pay it! See ya later!
"Fucking scrooge is gonna break me one of these days." He grumbled.
"Temari! I found a babysitter!" He bellowed.
His wife was very different from the priest she'd married. Though she had a vicious temper, she was cool, calm and collected.
"Who?" She asked.
"That grumpy old fuck Kakuzu. He'll be here in half an hour."
Temari frowned. There was a reason she didn't ask Kakuzu to baby sit. He had overcharged them once when the twins were babies and once the when they were four. But there really was no one else available at such short notice.
"I was hoping to leave before traffic got to heavy." Temari said.
Then turned to her daughter and her niece. "Be good for Kakuzu."
Her tone suggested there'd be hell to pay otherwise.
Hidan mentally urged them to make the old man's life as miserable as possible, and knowing how his daughter and niece were together, they'd definitely get unplanned revenge for him for being charged Per Kid
"I gotta go get the car washed. I'll be back soon, what do you guys want for lunch?"
"McDonalds!" Usagi said.
"I can't eat that!" Her father growled. "It gave me the shits for days."
"In n Out." Jashin said.
"Taco Bell!" Tsuru said at the same time Jashin did.
Temari considered.
"In n Outs closest to the house, I'll stop there on my way back."
Usagi glared at her brother.
"You always get your way."
He ignored her.