Driko Mafloy looked up from his iPod. He turned the screamo off reluctanytly as his fatheees voice floated up to hi,.

"Ill be there in a minut dad"

he daid

"No now droo" licuen said

"im not readt yet" driko said, knowing he was pusing his luk

His father walked up the stairs abd brust into his room saying "fraco come now i told you yo need to be thwre, on girldriend here, for you."

"but I don'te like here, she such a prep"

"come one dricosnpoo," said the girdlshfriend, she wlaked upstairs to drikps room nd luked inside sadlu.

"no! your two inaugurate fer me." screms drico

"But loook driko, i even died my haure blonde to matcgh yours." she sayd sadlu

"No!" drako expoloded , with ragee .

I'm going tos die mt hair blak now. so i look jusr kijl *like my hero, satan.

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**chaoter 2 the skateboard**

after dying my haer blak I jumod out the window an djumped on my skateboard at midnight... I went into the dark scary forest where I buumoed into vooldemort who said yo your new hair is noit rad but I was like

go away u stupoid bak go away yu=ou stupid bakd man

and then I went to the wizard indie record store where I met my REAL friend draginella thorne rose k'darkness misery janet polyanna Margret Gertrude organelle (but her nickname is myto short for mitochondria our favourite metal band.) Anyway I met this girl in the record store and she had a really goog I dea

mito was like hey drako lets go to the darkest olaces on the world on a gothic road trip!

omg so kawaii such a good I dea I said

"dude let's f=go

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**Chaoter 3**

bfor I got int the car I looke at myself in the redlectiun. I loked like a façade of a goff so I said stor the car turn arounf! Mito was lyk why driko whats rong and im like

im just a fackade ii don't look dark enough for the dark pkcws... a shinly teas tracks down my fase and she says £ awwwww driko don't cry here ill fix it £

then she reachs into hen andbag- spiked and blac of cours- and pulls out a pencul

what are you doing r you drwing now? yu into prep stuff.. ill leave you right here int he desert! and she gos 'no driko don't be sllyy im helpijg.

I dissolved to her and she dreqw eyeliner on me and I looked like a goffic oprins

I said ok lets go we need to get to yugoslavia by sunset.

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**Chaplet 4**

-Mito POV-

My names dragoiela thorne ldarcness, mystery janet poluayn a margeret gertudrde oraganell, but myto for short. Anyway, I have crimson read hare with blac highligjlt s and I wear corsets with black ribbons becauz i'nm so goffick.

Anyway, I drew one drako eys fo hi and he loukes do goffick,

I love you, said drako,

I love you tooooo, I gushed!

and then we kissed.