"Shinra, I came in here for a flu shot…and you turn me into a fucking woman!" Izaya yelled angrily as she pressed the blade of her pocketknife against the doctor's throat. Shinra swallowed thickly as his eyes darted around the room, looking for a way to escape his angry patient.

"I-I must have picked up the wrong needle… don't worry, you should be back to your normal self in maybe a day or…" Shinra tilted his head up nervously as the blade was pressed harder against his scrawny neck.

"A DAY?! You must be on drugs if you think I'm going to remain a helpless woman for a day…no offense to you Celty." The female Izaya said as she saw the angry aura that radiated off of the dullahan.

"Don't you have some kind of antidote that will fix this?" Izaya asked as she turned her attention to the man who had slipped away from her grasp when she wasn't looking. He picked up his clipboard and flipped through the pages he had on there, trying to see if he had written anything down on the shot.

"Well…I haven't exactly tested it before, so I don't have an antidote just yet… At least I know it works now though." Shinra said as he took out his pen and checked off a small box next to the name of the liquid he had injected the former man with. Once he was done writing he quickly took a few steps back away from the angry woman, seeing how she still had the blade of her knife pointing at him.

"I-If it makes you feel better, you make a very beautiful woman!" The underground doctor said timidly as he hid behind his dullahan lover.

"It does NOT make me feel better!" Izaya huffed in her new high pitched girl voice as she closed her switchblade and shoved it in her coat pocket; her clothes had seemed to become a lot bigger now that she had all the curves of a woman.

Celty quickly typed something on her PDA before showing it to the shorter woman. "You'll need some women's clothes now; you can't walk around in your usual male attire."

In an instant Izaya was suddenly engulfed in the dullahan's black shadow, a moment had passed before it disappeared from around her body, leaving a new set of clothes on the informant. Izaya looked down to see she was now wearing a black blouse, a black mini skirt, and knee high black boots, along with her fur trimmed jacket that had been shrunk to fit around her new woman body.

"Thank you Celty." Izaya sighed as she stared down at her new clothes, not particularly enjoying wearing such a short skirt…and wearing these weird feeling undergarments. How the hell could women be comfortable in these?!

"I would recommend going home and getting a good night sleep, maybe you'll be back to normal in the morning. If you're not then come back and visit me so I can check your bloodstream and see how much of the liquid is left in your system." Shinra said as he put a hand on the woman's back and lead her to the front door of his apartment.

"Fine, bye Shinra." Izaya growled out the doctor's name as she stormed out of the apartment and down the stairs of the apartment building. Once she was outside she shoved her hands in her jacket pockets and started walking in the direction of her own home.

"At least I have a day off tomorrow..." Izaya thought as she pulled out her phone and stared at her reflection in it; her black hair was now a bit past shoulder length and her lips were a lot fuller and redder, her eyelashes had also seemed to grow a bit longer. An irritated expression passed across the woman's face when she saw the small black and white bow Celty had decided to place in her hair.

"I'll get you back for this Celty." Izaya placed her phone back in her pocket and reached up to rip out the bow that had been put in her hair. Before she had a chance to she stopped dead in her tracks when she saw the familiar blonde leaning against one of the convenient store walls, a cigarette in one hand and a hot cup of some kind of drink in the other. Her nerves quickly went down when she realized Shizuo wouldn't be able to recognize her anyway, since she did not look like her normal male self. Plus, the bodyguard never was the sharpest tool in the shed, Izaya could have walked past him with the most ridiculous looking fake mustache on and he still wouldn't be able to notice her.

"Might as well have a little fun with this." Izaya thought happily as he walked over to the tall male, an innocent smile plastered across 'her' face.

"Hello, mind if I have one of those? I really need a smoke but this bastard robbed me just now." Izaya said as she pointed to the cigarette Shizuo had in his mouth; the blonde looked down at the 'woman' and reached into his vest pocket before pulling out the new pack of cigarettes he had just bought. Izaya usually didn't smoke, she actually hated the disgusting habit, but she thought it was the best way to break the ice with the blonde. She took one of the cigarettes from the pack and placed it between her lips; she reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out the lighter she always carried with her. You never know when you have to set something or someone on fire.

"Thanks." Izaya said as he lit up the cancer stick and took a long puff of it, Shizuo nodded and placed the pack back in his vest pocket. He usually wouldn't give up his cigarettes so easily, actually if someone asked him for one he'd usually throw them half way across town! But tonight he was in a much better mood considering he hadn't seen the flea all day, and how could he say no to such a…cute looking woman?

"So, what's your name?" Shizuo asked as he looked down at the short 'woman', Izaya froze for a second as she tried to think of a name to use.

"My name is Ikaza, I live up in Ikebukuro…well I used to." Izaya sighed as 'she' took another drag of the cigarette.

"Used to? What happened? Forgot to pay rent or something?" Shizuo asked curiously as he dropped his cigarette to the floor and crushed it under his shoe.

"No, this bastard Izaya Orihara helped my ex boyfriend get the apartment when we were splitting up since he was paying most of the rent. So for now I don't have anywhere to live, and I'm out of money because that bastard robbed the rest that I had to get to my parent's house." The brunet lied, a small smirk spread across her face when she saw the vein in the side of the bodyguard's head twitch at the sound of the informant's name.

"Izaya…" Shizuo growled under his breath as he crushed the empty cup that used to have hot chocolate in it; he looked back over at the 'woman' and felt a strange feeling bubble in his chest when he saw that sad look 'she' had on her face. He threw out the empty cup and rubbed the back of his neck in thought as he continued to stare at the cute brunet.

"You know…if you want, you can come spend the night at my apartment. It's not very big but since you have nowhere else to go…" Shizuo said a bit quietly, Izaya looked up at him and smirked wider when she saw the light blush that had come across the blonde's face.

"You really are terrible with women, aren't you Shizu-chan?" The informant thought as 'she' moved in front of the ex-bartender.

"I'd love to, thank you." The 'woman' said as she tilted her head up and planted a soft kiss on Shizuo's cheek; feeling the warmth of the blush that seemed to grow brighter at the small kiss. Shizuo cleared his throat as he turned towards the direction of his home.

"Come on then…my name is Shizuo by the way." Shizuo mumbled a bit as he started to walk forward, the brunet just continued to grin ear to ear as 'she' walked merrily next to him.

"I'll have to disinfect my lips later…"

"Sorry it's a bit messy; I don't really get the chance to clean a lot. I usually just pass out on my bed when I get home. "Shizuo said as he walked into his apartment and went in the kitchen to boil some water for tea.

"Oh it's fine; I lived with four older brothers so I've seen worse." Izaya lied as he walked over to the small couch and sat down, crossing one leg over the other as he waited for the blonde to come back.

"Of course you would live in a pigsty such as this, at least its better then what I would have thought you were able to afford. Considering how many jobs you go through." The informant thought to herself as Shizuo came back with a cup of tea for her.

"Thank you." Izaya said as she took the cup that was handed to her; trying not to gag on how sweet it was as she took a small sip of the hot liquid.

"Mmm nice and sweet, just how I like it." The brunet said as she smiled that innocent smile up at the blonde again, she had to hold back a laugh as she watched the light blush come across the blonde's face again.

"I'm going to head off to bed; do you need some pajamas to change into?" Shizuo asked as he tried not to stare into those auburn eyes and get all excited…

"If it isn't too much trouble, my ex sort of…burned all my clothes." She sighed as she placed the empty cup of tea on the small coffee table in front of her. Shizuo really wasn't good with the whole 'comforting people' thing so he just nodded and quickly moved off to his bedroom. He picked up all the clothes he had lying on the floor and threw them in the hamper before he changed into a white t-shirt and a pair of dark-blue sweatpants. He moved over to his closet and scratched the back of his head as he tried to think of something that would fit the small woman.

"Here, these are too small for me so they might fit you. You can change in the bathroom; it's down the hall to the left." Shizuo said as he came back with an old black t-shirt and a pair of shorts; Izaya stood up from the couch and took the clothes from the bodyguard.

"Thank you, I'll be right back." The brunet bowed politely before going down the hall and into the bathroom, surprisingly it was very clean. She changed into the clothes Shizuo had given her and walked back out to see the ex-bartender laying out a pillow and blanket on the couch.

"What are you doing?" Izaya asked as she placed the folded up clothes she was wearing on the kitchen counter for tomorrow.

"Well, I figured you would want a nice place to sleep considering you just go kicked out of your home with no money or clothes. So I'll sleep on the couch, and you can sleep in my room. I cleaned up in there and I just washed the sheets so don't worry about it being messy in there." Shizuo said as he went to lie down on the uncomfortable looking couch.

"How considerate of you Shizu-chan." The informant thought as she quickly ran over to his side and wrapped both arms around his muscle clad arm.

"I couldn't let you sleep on the couch; you might break your back! We can sleep in the bed together, besides…I hate sleeping alone." Izaya said, putting on her best cute look and letting her bottom lips stick out in a small pout.

"Let's see how much I can make you blush and squirm." Izaya thought to herself as she tilted her head up and brushed her velvet like lips against the blonde's.

"Please?" Shizuo's face seemed to turn a cherry red as those sweet lips nearly pressed against his own, a small nod was all he was able to answer back as he lead 'her' back to his bedroom. Izaya crawled in on one side of the bed and snuggled comfortably under the sheets, completely filled with joy that she was able to silence the strongest man in Ikebukuro. Shizuo hesitated for a moment before moving into the bed with 'her', he reached over and turned out the nightstand light.

"Good night Ikaza." Shizuo said as he rolled over onto his back and let his eyes slowly close; in an instant his eyes shot back open once he felt the woman move close next to him. Her arms moving around his waist as she nuzzled her face towards his neck; breathing warm, sweet breath on his already heated flesh.

"Good night Shizuo." Izaya whispered as she planted a soft kiss on his neck…that last kiss, drove the blonde off the edge. The brunet gasped as she was suddenly pushed over onto her back, her auburn orbs widened in shock as the bodyguard positioned himself on top of her.

"W-what are you…" The informant was suddenly cut off by the Shizuo's lips being smashed against her own; less and less air filled her lungs as the heated kiss seemed to last a lifetime. Shizuo slipped his digits into the woman's shorts and pulled them down in one quick motion down to her ankles.

"Heh, cute." Izaya heard the blonde say once he saw the strawberry panties 'she' was wearing.

"This cant…be happening! I wanted to tease him but…I didn't want it to go his far!" Izaya thought, completely frozen as her female body was abused by the blonde male's mouth.

Author's Note: So here is that story I promised you all! Sorry I posted it so late; I'm also posting two one-shots that were requested. One is a very adorable Tsukishima X Roppi one-shot that was requested in another story and the other is a Sebastian X Claude one-shot that was requested. I hope you enjoy them as well. Please review this story so I know what you all think of it! Favoriteing and alerting it would be nice to~