A/n: This song is dedicated to everyone in the Eragon fandom, including myself, who has tried to write a good fanfic staring an OC, and failed. WE'VE ALL FAILED! It's also dedicated to Caramel Boost because we had a fun conversation yesterday on Sues.

Disclaimer: Don't own Eragon, and I don't own the song Lord of the Dance.

Lady of the Sues

I came in 2002

When the fandom was begun,

I am a self insert

With hair like the sun,

I must have come down from heaven

I fought on the earth,

In Alagaesia

I had my birth.

Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,

I am the Lady of the Sues said she,

Created by a tween and a stupid newbie

I'll lead you all, wherever you may be,

And I'll ruin the fandom with Sues, said she

Well I fought for the elves

And the fat dwarfies

They didn't see my evil

So they followed me.

I seduced all Poalini's favorite characters

Poor Eragon and Brom -

They fell in love with me

And the Sues went on.

Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,

I am the Lady of the Sues said she,

Elf princess with pink hair and butterfly wings,

I'll lead you all, wherever you may be,

And I'll ruin the fandom with Sues, said she

I danced at the Agaetí Blödhren

The readers said I was lame;

And the idiot author girl

Cussed and said it was a shame!

Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,

I am the Lady of the Sues said she,

Poor little slave girl and Rider number three

Because I am Lady of the Sues, said she

Well I was captured on Friday

When the sky turned black -

It's hard to fight

With mighty Shruikan on your back

He burned my body

And I was captured

But I am a Sue,

And I kicked his evil ass.

Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,

I am the Lady of the Sues said she,

Durza's apprentice or maybe his daughter

It doesn't really matter

Because I'm a May Sue, said she

The readers tried to cut me down

But I'm still alive

Yeah, I'll never, never die;

I am my tween author

Because she lives in me -

I am the Lady

Of the Sues, said she.

Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,

All of us OC's are completely gay

We're over used, our authors

Can't spelll, and they ain't got no

Real gammur skllz

Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,

I am the Lady of the Sues said she,

I'll lead you all, wherever you may be,

And I'll ruin the fandom

With Sues, said she!