A/n: This song is dedicated to everyone in the Eragon fandom, including myself, who has tried to write a good fanfic staring an OC, and failed. WE'VE ALL FAILED! It's also dedicated to Caramel Boost because we had a fun conversation yesterday on Sues.
Disclaimer: Don't own Eragon, and I don't own the song Lord of the Dance.
Lady of the Sues
I came in 2002
When the fandom was begun,
I am a self insert
With hair like the sun,
I must have come down from heaven
I fought on the earth,
In Alagaesia
I had my birth.
Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,
I am the Lady of the Sues said she,
Created by a tween and a stupid newbie
I'll lead you all, wherever you may be,
And I'll ruin the fandom with Sues, said she
Well I fought for the elves
And the fat dwarfies
They didn't see my evil
So they followed me.
I seduced all Poalini's favorite characters
Poor Eragon and Brom -
They fell in love with me
And the Sues went on.
Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,
I am the Lady of the Sues said she,
Elf princess with pink hair and butterfly wings,
I'll lead you all, wherever you may be,
And I'll ruin the fandom with Sues, said she
I danced at the Agaetà Blödhren
The readers said I was lame;
And the idiot author girl
Cussed and said it was a shame!
Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,
I am the Lady of the Sues said she,
Poor little slave girl and Rider number three
Because I am Lady of the Sues, said she
Well I was captured on Friday
When the sky turned black -
It's hard to fight
With mighty Shruikan on your back
He burned my body
And I was captured
But I am a Sue,
And I kicked his evil ass.
Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,
I am the Lady of the Sues said she,
Durza's apprentice or maybe his daughter
It doesn't really matter
Because I'm a May Sue, said she
The readers tried to cut me down
But I'm still alive
Yeah, I'll never, never die;
I am my tween author
Because she lives in me -
I am the Lady
Of the Sues, said she.
Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,
All of us OC's are completely gay
We're over used, our authors
Can't spelll, and they ain't got no
Real gammur skllz
Sues, Sues, wherever you may be,
I am the Lady of the Sues said she,
I'll lead you all, wherever you may be,
And I'll ruin the fandom
With Sues, said she!
