gotta love pure randomness. get ready, there's A LOT more commin...they might be short... but hey. flame us if you want... but whatever. and as you know, WE DO NOT OWN SHAMAN KING.

we just own the right to make the characters RETARDED.


Yoh: Hao, I hate you.
Hao: And you wonder why I wanna kill all humans...!?
Yoh: Go jump off a cliff!
Hao: What?
Yoh: I said GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF.
Hao: ... T-T''
Yoh: (Dancing around in circles) Haos' gonna commit suicide! Hao's gonna commit suicide!
Hao: ...I really didn't know I had a RETARD for a brother.
Yoh: (Stops dead) what?
Hao: don't worry. It means you're very smart. ; )
Yoh:
...Oh. COOL!!!!!! (dancing in more circles)
Hao:
...omfg.
Yoh: waitaminnit... .
(Hao runs away) \0-0/