This cliché is that "Edward leaves Bella again, they meet 20 years later" cliché. Listen to me, people. EDWARD WILL NOT LEAVE AGAIN. Period!
By the way, this is meant to be stupid, and very OOC.
How Cliché!
I woke up in the morning and rolled over. Like always, I fell out of bed. But this time, something wasn't missing. I opened my eyes and looked around. "Edward?" I called. No answer. I untangled myself from the blankets, confused. I saw a note lying on the bed. I picked it up and read it.
"Bella,
I am sorry, but I have suddenly – after promising you I'd stay with you for eternity, and PROPOSING to you, decided I would up and leave because I don't love you.
Not yours anymore,
Edward"
I stared at the note in disbelief and shock.
Life was over. It was meaningless.
I went to La Push. No, not to see Jake, to jump off the cliff. I drove my truck up the winding path. I parked my truck near the cliff and put my suicide letter in the seat. Because I'm emo, of course. I write them all the time. Duh.
I jumped off the cliff. No one noticed me though, even though I was screaming. Before I hit the water, I was caught my two very strong, cold arms. Then I felt pain in my ankles, my wrists, and my neck.
It's 20 years later, and I am a vampire. A vampire named Oomfoofo changed me. He died, though..
I decided I would move back to Forks. And guess what?! As I was moving in, I saw EDWARD! He looked at me in shock, and then cried. How did he cry? I have no idea.
"Bella, I lied again! I love you! Please take me back!"
I stared blankly at him.
".. No."
DUHM DUHM DUHMMM!