Crazy Dares Wreck It Style
So even though most of my ToDs take place in a warehouse I decided to change it to an abandoned arcade, because it seemed more fitting. And even though most follow canon, I wanted to have Felix and Calhoun NOT married, because I can... And it's more fun for pairings, without having Calhoun pound everyone's face in.
Also, woot woot! My 100th fanfic published!
The room is filled with old, forgotten arcade games, which are mysteriously still on and functioning. A young female, about age fourteen stands leaning on Sugar Rush, with a soda in hand, and a nametag on her chest, which says CPG.
CPG has long, wavy red hair, down to her lower back. Her eyes are sea green, though with the reflection in her blue glasses it's hard to tell. Her tan skin combines perfectly with the green silk long-sleeved top, and black jeans. Her shoes are green and gold sandals.
With a sigh, she gives glance to the camera, before turning back to stare at her root beer in hand. Then she blinks, and immediately looks back to the camera, suddenly upbeat and full of energy. She places her drink down on a game and claps her hands excitedly.
"Hello everyone! Welcome to the... Eleventh, maybe twelfth Crazy Dares fic?" she says, unsure. She simply shrugs it off and grins.
"Now, before I introduce the darees, there are some things I should go over"
She pulls a clipboard out from absolutely nowhere, and begins flipping through some pages.
"Okay, let's see. No M rated dares. Three characters at one time can be dared. Only ONE darer per chapter will come on. No character or pairing bashing. No killing or marriage dares. Love confession dares will not be accepted until the fifth chapter, but you may influence them with kissing or slow-dance dares, or whatever you can think of. Signed reviewers will be held at a higher standard than anonymous reviewers. And finally, the pairing this fic will focus on is Ralph/Felix, so any dares helping that will be done ASAP"
She sighs as she finishes the rules, and the clipboard disappears. She glances deviously around at the games, a mysterious glint in her eye. After a moment she turns back to the camera and slowly raises her arms into the air. The games Fix It Felix Jr., Sugar Rush, and Hero's Duty begin to glow and shake. Finally, the room is engulfed in a bright, blinding light.
When things clear up, CPG is unharmed, with the video game characters right at her side. They seem confused.
"Hey there, everyone! Welcome to your first ever ToD!" CPG says happily. The characters look even more confused.
"ToD? What's that?" Vanellope asks. CPG smirks.
"Let's just say... Ralph, if you're a bad guy, I'm an evil, scheming bitch" she responds. Ralph's eyes widen at this. Despite how he was now being treated better, he was still a bad guy... He was, in truth, scared of this girl.