Disclaimer: I do not, and probably never will, own Fullmetal Alchemist.

Roy's POV

"Who are you calling so short that they could drown in a drop of water?!"

"Nii-san, I didn't say that!"

I could hear Edward and Alphonse yell from inside their room. I was really beginning to question Edward's sanity now, I mean is he really that insecure about his height? Or the lack of height, I mean. Compared to my 5'8 and his 4'11 and Al's 7 foot because of the armor he must feel really tiny, I guess.

Edward's POV

I turned off my music as Al answers the door as he opens the door I see onyx eyes that I dream about almost every night. I say "Good morning, Colonel Bastard." And give a mock salute from my bed. His eyes are staring at me, I guess he's never seen me without my regular outfit on. Right now I'm wearing blue jeans and a t-shirt that says "I'm bored" with a stick figure having a piece of wood nailed to his forehead.

"I heard you guys fighting from the hall way you know." My crush- I mean Colonel Bastard informed us. "Nii-san insists that he wears that today!" Al complained. Alphonse could be annoying sometimes. It was my turn to say something now "Shut the fuck up, Al." I have been moody ever since a one night stand with a certain someone that is standing right in front of me. Al came towards me and slapped me. I couldn't believe it!

It made me angry and sad. So I started to cry I was bawling my head off right in front of the colonel.

Roy's POV

Edward must be upset to start crying in front of me! But talk about mood swings,though Al shouldn't have done that anyways. Al kept on apologizing saying "I am so sorry nii-san!" over and over again. But Edward wouldn't stop sobbing. But then I had an idea and said "Edward! Do you want to go out to eat? I'll pay!" I just wanted my Edward to stop sobbing. He stopped and looked over at me. And said "Really?" "Yes, Alphonse would you like to go?" I asked. I thought this might be a good idea, so the brothers could apologize to each other. Alphonse said yes and we were on our way.

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