Mmmm...sugar cookies. Aren't they the most delicious treats ever? (sighs heavenly) Well, here's always the irresistible vanilla cake, and of course, the gingerbread cookies, the vanilla cupcakes, the... I'm going too far. Anyway, here's a story about everyone's favorite two cute Smashers (no, not THOSE Smashers... stupid fangirls) with another cutie, and their epic yet cute battle...for the tray of delicious sugar cookies.
Yoshi, Pikachu, and Toadette were all great friends with everyone and themselves. They treated each other fairly, and they all lived together in harmony at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion. They definitely loved desserts, especially Dr. Mario's homemade sugar cookies. Oh how they loved when the doctor version of that Italian man made cookies of the sugar variety.
The three friendly Smashers, however, became competitive with each other as soon as they saw the delicious, sugar-coated cookies. The warm, soft and crunchy taste of the delicate cookies. And unsurprisingly, this happened just about every week, which was followed up by an unexpected kaiju attack as Godzilla was there fighting various giant monsters around the manor.
Yoshi licked his lips with his tongue. Toadette's mouth watered faster than Princess Peach could out-fart Wario, of which was going on right at the moment somewhere within the mansion as the stinky princess proved her gassy superiority to the fat man. Pikachu's cheeks turned brightly red as he rubbed his stomach. All of the three hungry Smashers' stomachs growled in unison, all of them determined to get their hands on the plate of sugar cookies.
But they all knew that they would have to fight to get to the tray of sugar cookies. And they all knew that only one of them would be superior.
Dr. Mario turned to them as he pointed at the cookies, before facing them. "All right, now you all have to be good and share them, okay?"
"Share? I rather have my tongue wrap around them right now!" Yoshi murmured as he whiped out his infamous long red tongue.
"Yeah, I want to stuff myself until I become like an inflated balloon!" Toadette squeaked as she let out a squeaky fart, blushing while fanning the air.
"Pika... chu, those cookies will be mine!" Pikachu sparked as he shook his lightning bolt shaped tail as the electricity began charging through his entire body.
Pikachu attempted to crawl towards the tray, but he was attacked by Toadette from a slide kick. Yoshi grinned, and he grabbed the tray with his long red tongue, but Pikachu electrocuted him. As Toadette inhaled the tray of sugar cookies, he was whacked by both Yoshi and Pikachu, with Yoshi kicking Pikachu several times and then grabbing the tray of sugar cookies. The green Yoshisaurus then started to run off to the western direction, with Toadette and Pikachu giving chase. Toadette inhaled both Yoshi and the tray of sugar cookies in, while Pikachu paralyzed Toadette and whacked the pink mushroom girl across the hallway, forcing the tray of cookies to fall out. The yellow electrical mouse Pokemon giggled with glee, and it snatched the tray, running off to the eastern direction.
Pikachu turned to the right, and he then bumped into Mario. Mario rubbed his head, and he was tackled by Yoshi and Toadette, who wrestled each other for the cookies. Toadette kicked the tray upward, and the sugar cookies went flying. Yoshi, Pikachu, and Toadette all screamed, and they tried to catch as many sugar cookies as possible. It was then that Toadette inhaled the sugar cookies Yoshi and Pikachu caught, smiling as he swallowed them all in in one gulp. Yoshi and Pikachu's jaws dropped in disbelief, and the two animal Smashers screamed with rage, and they both resulted in beating up Toadette together. Nearby, Waluigi and Toad poked their heads, to see the fighting scene.
"What are they fighting over this time?" Waluigi groaned as he was trying to read the newspaper.
Toad scratched his butt. "Probably cookies since it smells sweet."
The brawl continued as Dr. Hoshi and Peppy Ankylosaurus watched from 1 of the lounge rooms.
"There they go again." Dr. Hoshi commented.
Peppy shook his head. "Can't they go brawling over something more delicious?"
It was then that Bowser walked by and stopped the three Smashers from bating each other up. Yoshi and Pikachu explained why they were fighting, and Bowser glared angrily at Toadette, who frowned. Bowser snatched the remaining sugar cookies from Toadette, and he divided them, handing one pack to Yoshi and the other pack to Pikachu. Yoshi and Pikachu both looked at each other, smiled, and they thanked Bowser, who only said they were welcome and walked off. Yoshi and Pikachu then headed off together in the hallway down the southern direction, eating their share of the delicious sugar cookies, while Toadette shrugged, and she headed off for the kitchen while whistling to herself, to grab some more delicious, sugary treats to stuff down her mouth.
Course this turned out to not be the case as Godzilla accidentally fried the entire building with his radioactive atomic breath in an attempt at getting all the gigantic brutes that were his foes away, with the king of the monsters wondering if he could find any sugar cookies to calm him down as he was suddenly mounted to yet another battle by the Rhedosaurus, with the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms also being in the mood to have the sweet delicacies.