Kiana Ofuda, third year at Ouran Academy, opened the door to the host club. She was not wearing her school uniform, no, she was dressed in a angel costume complete with a halo. She was carrying a tray of cupcakes.

"Welcome!" Host Club said.

Kiana just rolled her eyes. "I'm not here as a guest. I'm here as a rival."

"R-Rival?" Tamaki said. "What does that mean?"

"The Ouran High School Hostess Club." Kiana said.

Tamaki just about passed out.

"Yes the Hostess club that your sister Reiko joined this semester. I would have thought you'd be more informed about her doings. She is your sister. My sister Kuri is a member too." Kyoya said, pushing up his glasses.

"Every boy in the school's gonna be there!" Kiana grinned, leaving the cupcakes and making a quick exit before the fireworks could commence.

Xxx

So in summation, Tamaki and the Host Club decided to attend. Tamaki opened the door hesitantly and there before him was the strangest variety of characters he had ever seen. All of them were wearing animal ears!

At the first table was a girl with short dark hair, chocolate brown eyes and creamy pale skin. This was Ava.

"Listen, I want to tell you that I understand your feelings completely. You feel lonely as an only child and you just want someone to reach out." She was completely serious and her voice spoke as if she was in genuine pain. The girl reached out and touched the hand of the boy.

"That's Ava Nicolae, First Year," Kiana said. "She's the counselor of the group. She has a genuine ability to reach out and touch the needs of sensitive guys. It is lacking in your club, sensitivity."

Kaoru sat at her table. Light Bulb.

Kiana grinned, twisting the knife. "Looks like you lost a member."

"So I made the perfect dive, on point, and splash!" Mana said. She had long and dark hair and bright blue eyes, but she was toned as swimming athlete. Toned in all the right places.

"Mana Ningyo, Second Year. Placed first in her division in all the swimming categories." Kiana grinned.

Mori sat down. Light Bulb.

"Ha ha! Cmon guys don't pick on a girl just cuz she can change a tire!" Billie laughed. She wast blonde, but her hair was cut like a boy's though she still wore make-up accentuating her bright grey eyes. "I bet you guys have done girly things! Just like I do boy things! Don't tease me!"

"Billie Jenkins, Second Year American transfer student, and tomboy." Kiana said.

Hikaru sat down and joined in the conversation.

"Simple, just carry the one and divide the remainder. Say, did you guys get ahold of that new game by EA? I don't know about you but I love to blow up monsters." Reiko said.

"Reiko Suoh, Third Year. Top of her class, genius level intellect. Video game expert. In other words, Nerd." Kiana said.

"Hey lay off!" Reiko started but suddenly Kyoya was sitting next to her. Light Bulb.

"I can't tell you your future. But I hope you have many blessings in the new school year. If you really want a fire reading I suppose I can give you one but...I can't guarantee anything. Wouldn't you rather hear me read some of my poems?" Kuri said.

"Kurisuta Ootori. Miko. She's actually a Shinto Priestess by profession." Kiana said.

Tamaki couldn't help himself. She was absolutely beautiful. He sat down. Light bulb

"Oh, you poor thing." Kiana laughed. "She despises men."

Tamaki looked crushed.

"Then again...that makes it more fun." Kiana said.

Tamaki had some hope.

"Now, Honey, looks like its just you and me. Let's have some cake!" Kiana grinned.

Honey sat down. Light bulb.

The lights came together to spell RIVAL.