Warnings: Our cracky-ness, lack of... sanity.. and CRACKKKKKKK! if u cant tell, we're crackheads! Have fun! (CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP! ...ice cream :])
My friend Germany and I were finally accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She was put in Slytherin and I in Gryffindor; During the feast we stood up and yelled across the hall to each other "HI!" as people stared. The next morning, i stood in the Great Hall shaking a plate of Jell-o for 5 minutes because it looked cool. I regret nothing. I then grabbed the Jell-o, a hammer, and a nail and went outside to a sedated Whomping Willow, where i tried nailing the Jell-o to the tree as Germany stood behind me nagging: "It's not gonna work. It's NOT gonna work. It's NOT GONNA work." After failing epically i stared sadly at my Jell-o covered shoes, while she came up next to me and said "I told you it wasn't gonna work. Why do you never listen to me?" Two hours later, we were standing in the lobby of some hotel, while i yelled at my ex "WE'RE THROUGH!" and tried slamming the revolving door with Germany still inside it. As she spun round and round and round, she screamed "STOP THE RIDE!"
Soon after, we found ourselves in the Magical Movie Theatre of Magic in Hogsmeade, watching Rio and reciting along with out favorite scene:
"You gotta pump out that chest. uhn! Shake yo tail feathers. *makes swishy noises* Eyes narrowed like some crazy loooove hawk. *makes parrot noise*" Everyone stared, we looked at them, then each other, then said "Give me some fin, noggin, duuuuuuude." We then got kicked out. We proceeded to the park, and flew kites.
A strange guy came up to us and asked "You flyin' kites?" We looked at each other, looked at the man, and said "Nah, just fishin' for birds."
The next morning, we were skipping down the hall singing "Hi ho, hi ho, its off to class we go. We hear the bell, and run like hell. Hi ho. hihohihohiho. Hi ho, hi ho,
it's off to class we go. We learn some junk and then we flunk, hiho, hihohihohiho."
Then, after classes got out, we went to visit our friend America, who was in Ravenclaw. When we got to her dorm room she was singing and dancing around to the song "Best friend" by Aqua and decorating her walls with pictures of her favorite anime characters. On one poster was Lavi from -Man, sitting on his hammer looking away. It was actually pretty sexy, but thats not the point.