A/N: Hello! New fanfic yay! This is set in England and I've used my experience from Inva3ion which was a starfury event. If you've ever been to a Starfury event then you should get a few little in-jokes, but you don't have to know anything about them to enjoy the fic :)

Also if you're a Kebab then you'll understand a few little references, but I just couldn't help but put them in XP

Anyway, this is rated M because zombies and gore and stuff, also probably swearing in later chapters.

I don't own any of the Starkids and any relationship I may imply in here is of my own imagining :)

Enjoy :)

Finally Sean Harry had got his act together and given Starkid their own con. The words were a blessing to hear 'Starfury presents Star1 a three day event celebrating everything Starkid' the tickets sold out in a week, even before the guests had been finalised. Sean had announced that there would be a whopping 18 Starkids attending and the tickets went flying off their virtual shelves. The next week Sean started announcing guests, the 18 Starkids were Brian, Meredith, Joey, Lauren, Joe Walker, Jaime, Jeff, Denise, Dylan, Julia, JoMo, Devin, Brian R, Ali, Brant, Britney, Clark and Alle-Faye. Some of them were unexpected but extremely welcomed nonetheless.

After nearly a year of waiting the time had finally come for Star1. On Friday all of the attendees got settled into their rooms and Starkid were getting prepared for the opening ceremony, while Starfury never had a big song and dance about the opening or closing ceremonies it was a Starkid event and they had Clark so they'd decided to have a big song and a little dance. They'd been in England for a week before the con to get settled and to sightsee so luckily none of them were jet-lagged or ill, well Joe was feeling a bit under the weather but nothing they couldn't deal with.

It was 8pm and all the fans were eagerly awaited the start of the opening ceremony but, in true Starfury and Starkid fashion, they were late, luckily the screens were playing odd starkid videos so the fans weren't at all bored. At 8:17 the screen went black and Sean came on stage.

"Welcome Starkid fans to Star1!" He announced "I know some of you have wanted this for a long time and others of you were only born two years ago." He paused for a laugh that didn't come. "We've got loats of totally awesome stuff lined up for this weekend, so let's get started! Please welcome Team Starkid!" He waved his arm and backed off of the stage in a dramatic fashion. Clark quickly side-stepped to the keyboard on the back of the stage and started playing Get Back Hogwarts. The fans readied themselves for an epic singalong. He played the opening and on the last chords there was a moments pause then Jaime, Dylan, Meredith, Denise, Brian, balh blah blah came running onstage and sung "ROGUES ARE WE!" The fans went wild at the unexpected song change and sang along to the medley that they had put together. The energy was high and really got the weekend off to a good start.

After the ceremony the attendees with gold tickets got to go to a meet and greet with the Starkids and everyone was in a really good mood, they were all very chatty and the fans were near-dying because of all of the awesome. It went on for longer than expected and it wasn't until 11:30 that the party really got started. Only a few regular ticket holders were at the disco, most of them going to bed early because most of the more party-type attendees had gold tickets, so when everyone came from the meet and greet it was a massive contrast to before and the party went on into the early hours of the morning. Which wasn't a good idea for an 8 o'clock start.

The morning was tough. Most of the Starkids had hangovers. Lots of coffee was had. Lots of wishing for tacos. Lots of bacon was consumed. Joe, however, was definitely the worst off. It wasn't very surprising seeing as he was the most drunk, as per usual, but he really had it bad. Dylan had tried to get him up but he just groaned and turned over, Dylan tried a few more times to no avail then gave up and went down to join the others at breakfast.

First thing that morning was a panel with all of them, minus Joe, and they apologised for his absence, all of the gold attendees understood and giggled at memories of a drunk Walker from the night before. The panel went on without a hitch and was quite funny, despite the general groggy feeling through the room, and then the Starkids split into 4 groups: Lauren, Julia, Jaime and Denise staying in the main hall to do a glow* panel; Brian, Jeff, Dylan and Joe (when he got there) were downstairs in the photo room; Clark, Brant, Ali and Alle-Faye were in the other photo room; and the others were in the back of the main room watching the glow* panel ready for the Very Potter Panel afterwards.

About halfway through the glow* panel Joe finally made an apperance. The 'very potter' starkids were sat on the back row and Joey was on the end, so he noticed Joe stumbling in first.

"Joe..." Joey whispered, trying to discreetly get his attention to tell him where he should be. "Joe...Joe...JOE!" He shouted, everyone turned and Lauren stopped mis-sentence to see what was going on. Joe slowly turned to Joey who went to tell him where to go but when he saw Joe's face he stopped. Something was very very wrong.

"Hey Joe, finally made it then" Lauren laughed from on stage.

"You're supposed to be downstairs, silly." Denise added when there was no reply from Joe.

"I'll take him!" An extremely preppy girl shouted, jumping out of her seat and bounding towards Joe.

"No, no, no, no, NO!" Joey managed to shout out as the girl went running up to Joe, but it was too late. Joe held out his arms and the girl ran into his imbrace only he wasn't asking for a hug. He grabbed her arms and in one swift movement ate a chunk out of her face.