Chapter One
It was a cold winter day, the air was brisk and the grass had frozen tips. Three kids waited by the bus stop, each with an expression showing they weren't too happy. One of them had spiked blonde hair that was hidden under a green beanie, it seemed to jet out the front and side a bit. He wore an orange hoodie and baggy jeans that went past his shins. The other boy head raven colored hair, his bangs dropped past his eyes and his hair seemed to jet back like a parakeet. He wore a long-sleeved blue shirt then went to his waist. He wore skintight pants which occasionally creeped the blonde out. Last was the pink haired girl whose hair went to her shoulders. She wore a fancy red dress today, in hopes to win the emo's heart. The blonde haired boy glared at the girl when she kept trying to hit on the emo, seeing him as a waste of time, and declaring himself much better looking then the cutter. He noticed the raven-haired boy was listening to an Ipod. He leaned over a bit to check the song playing, but he immediately pulled away.
"What do you want, Naruto?"
"Listening to your emo tunes again Sasuke?" replied Naruto
"You just don't know good music when you hear it." replied Sasuke
"Oh yes the sound of prissy little bitches whining over dropping a cookie is such hardcore shit." Naruto replied, snorting and looking away
The pink haired girl whacked Naruto in the nose, causing a small nosebleed
"Make fun of Sasuke again and you'll find the blood dripping from somewhere lower!!" she yelled.
Naruto held his nose in fear "S-sorry Sakura-"
A large horn blew in their ears. When they looked in front of them, they saw a bus door open and one pissed off bus driver, as well as one surprised Sasuke…
"Itachi!?"
"Get in the fucking bus, and I wont beat you with the tire iron"
"Since when-" Sasuke was interrupted by Itachi pulling out the tire iron and eyeing Sasuke, patting his hand with the tire iron.
"Shutting up…" Sasuke said, running onto the bus and plopping down into his seat, ripping those god-awful pants. Naruto gagged in disgust and began making his way to the back of the bus. He noticed a boy with a ponytail was messing around with a calculator.
"Ever gonna pull your head outta your ass Shikamaru?" Naruto said looking over at the boy, he wore a jacket with a bunch of cross outs on it, and a black t-shirt, he was rather dull for a genius.
"You stepped in dog shit again" Shikamaru said, pointing at Naruto's shoe without looking up. Naruto looked down and screamed.
"God DAMMIT I'm going to fry your dog KIBA!!" he yelled pointing to a boy in a very hairy jacket who was snickering to himself.
"I'm NOT joking man! I'll feed it to fatass!!" he yelled, pointing to Chouji, who was drooling at the thought.
"CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!" yelled an emo Sasuke
Itachi finally snapped and cracked the tire iron across Sasuke's head, leaving him pouring red juices from his mouth and ears
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
After Itachi's…ahem…incident, the rest of the kids on the bus immediately grouped into one corner of the bus, fearing the wrath of Itachi's mighty tire iron. The group assumed it was ok to come out after Itachi's maniacal laughter ended, the swerving into other lanes, and twitching halted. Though at this point Itachi was hitting his head on the steering wheel, honking the horn every time he hit it. No wonder he was the failure of the Uchiha's. After Itachi swerved into the school parking lot and knocked over the other buses like dominoes, he made a break out the window and twards the hillside, but was immediately tazered into submission by the school guards, which left him, twitching until the cops came along to cuff his ass.
"What the fuck was that?" asked a gaping Naruto
The only response he got was a bleeding Sasuke who fell out the bus doors into the street, which he was immediately run over by Kisame, who also apparently flunked out of school as well as Itachi.
"Haha fish stick ran over a kiiiiiid!" said a little Konohamaru.
"I'M NOT A FUCKING FISHSTICK!!!" yelled the blue bus driver, who in turn, broke out of his own window, and was immediately tazered before he touched the ground.
"Oh my god they killed Sasuke! Wait a sec…I don't give a flying fuck…" shrugged Naruto, as he walked off the bus onto Sasuke's twitching body and into the building, with everyone else. Sakura was the only one who gave two shits.
Naruto walked into his first class to see a bald man with many holes and scars in his head staring at him
"SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!"
"Wha-"
"SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!"
Naruto meeped and walked into the corner and sat at a desk. He looked timidly up at his teacher.
"My name is Mr…Ibiki…" the man said slowly as if he had a speaking disorder, he attempted to write his name on the blackboard and accidentally broke the chalk. He immediately spazzed out and began hitting his head against the wall until it began bleeding yelling "BACK IN THE DAY!!! I CAN STILL SEE THEM!!! THE SUFFERING CHILDREN!!!" he began getting dizzy and passed out, head falling onto the desk and foaming at the mouth.
Yet another normal day in Konoha City…