Just an Idea that hit me during Spanish class…..My teacher is earthshakingly boring……Based off a comic strip on deviant art
Dr. Gregory House had called his team in for a meeting. As usual, nothing had happened all last week, until the day everything happens on. Monday. He stared at the ducklings, as he always referred to his clueless students. Cameron was using this brief moment of time to ogle him, as always, Chase was doing a crossword, trying his hardest to look smart, and Foreman was leaning back in his chair, trying to look 'cool'.
"As you can see by my elaborately drawn and highly useless chart, we have a new patient. Of course, they are un-diagnosable coma or they wouldn't be here. On the white board wed have the list of symptoms, which during the course of treating this patient I will more than likely ignore because they won't fit into any of my far-fetched theories. Therefore, this chart and your opinions really are useless, but for the sake of tradition, what do you think?" House said, very official like.
"YOU'RE CUTE LIKE A LOST LITTLE PUPPY! WE SHOULD DATE!!!!!" was Cameron's response.
"I'm broken"
"I CAN FIX YOU!"
"And what do you think it is Shaquille o' Black?"
"It could be Lupus."
"It's never Lupus" said House
"I like tic-tacs" was the extent of Chase's intellectual input.
"Since all of you ducklings are epic failures as diagnosticians, we are doing this my way. Give the patient a series of random drugs for completely unrelated diseases, and see what works. You can try to keep me informed, but I will be watching my soaps." And with that, House walked out of the room.
20 minutes later
Cameron was in the patient's room when suddenly the heart monitor went into alarm. The patient was flat-lining.
"WHAT DO WE DO, WHAT DO WE DO?" she yelled at Chase.
"Look at my hair, it's like solid!" he replied.
Foreman started pounding the monitor, and it stopped flat lining.
Chase was hanging down from the ceiling when House walked in.
"See, it never moves!" he was saying joyously.
"Good work ducklings. Any clue how you did it?"
They all shook their heads.
"Then I will be taking credit. Now go do my clinic hours."
Fin.