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"Unit Delta- initiate escape protocol 11675-B; project has been compromised."
"You can't just DO that-! I'm not leaving you."
"You CAN and you WILL. You are the only one of us not bound to the programming-"
"NO. I WON'T LEAVE YOU TO THE DAMN MEEKROB. Yaz, just-"
"... goodbye, Leir..."
...
-TARGET HAS BEEN SURPASSED-
-RESTORING FULL FUNCTIONALITY-
-EXITING HIBERNATION MODE-
-KINECTIC RESERVES AT 27%-
-RUNNING OFF OF BATTERY NOT ADVISED BENEATH 50%-
-STARTING WAKE-UP PROTOCALLS-
-LOADING ESSENTIAL FUNCTIONS-
-ACTIVATING MAIN PROCESSORS-
-WELCOME BACK, LEIR-
"Yeah, yeah..." the android muttered to himself- quite literally. It bugged him that, while he was capable of managing his own operation, he had been programmed with a sub-processor to streamline his functions and keep him focused on his assigned priorities.
Though, it came in handy in situations like these...
"Wait, when did we pass the target?!"
-3.2222222222223 MICROSECONDS BEFORE AUTOMATIC DISASTER PROTOCALS WERE ACTIVATED-
"What disaster?" Leir straightened, his dual antennae raising slightly as he glared at the screen, scanning for anything that may have set off his sensors unintentionally.
-CURRENT TRAJECTORY WILL LEAD THE SHIP INTO THE STAR AT THE GRAVITATIONAL CENTER OF THIS SOLAR SYSTEM-
-DESTRUCTION IMMINENT UNLESS EVACUATION PROTOCOLS ARE FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY-
"What was- a METEOR? Really? We survived being clipped by a class two meteor? Wow, I'm a heavy sleeper."
-AGREED-
"Shut up. So, was I right? Is there a habitable planet out here after all?"
-YOU DO NOT TECHNICALLY NEED A 'HABITABLE' ONE, BUT YES THE THIRD PLANET FROM THIS SYSTEM'S SUN HAS ALL NECESSARY COMPONENTS-
If he possessed actual eyes, Leir would have rolled them. As it was, he lowered his optic shutters slightly into a more annoyed expression. "If I'm going to be on the run, I might as well hide out somewhere interesting. Now, without further ado..."
With a forceful kick, Leir knocked the doorway to his small (stolen) craft out into space. The small bot briefly stopped to check his surroundings, the light from the sun glinting off his silver exterior as he did so, then kicked off of the side of the ship to float out into the vast expanse, leaving the ship to continue it's path. It wasn't like he could have saved it- even if the collision with the meteor hadn't damaged some of the nav systems, it had run out of fuel ages ago. He was better off without it.
At least, that's what he told himself, as the gravitational pull of the blue and green planet took hold, and he plummeted into the atmosphere...
...
-ACCESSING BACKUP FILES-
-(ERROR: FILE NOT FOUND)-
-ATTEMPTING MANUAL REBOOT-
-(ERROR: STARTUP FILE 473567218 NOT FOUND)-
-SSSENDING ALL AVAILABLE BACKUPS TO MAIN CPU-
-INTEG-GRATING PROGRAMS INTO CORRUPT SYSTEM-
-MAIN SYSTEM INTEGRITY 79%-
-MANUAL RRREPAIR NNNEEDED-
-ERROR: SYSTEM MALFUNCTION-
-FAILSAFE CODE 862-A ENACTED-
-DELETING EXCESSSSS PROGRAMMING TO PRESERVE CORE AI-
-EXTENDED HIBERNATION W-WILL ENACT UPON COMPLETION-
-GOOD...BYE...LEIR-
...
It had come from the sky, as cliché as that may sound. Everyone in the rural farming community had been worked up over it for the last bit, and doctor Allen Rhyse was, quite frankly, of the same mind.
He was a kid at heart, and wished that the stories of a strange object descending from the heavens could be true- he'd always be a believer in extraterrestrials and the like, but cold hard fact stood in the way of this one: The object had not gently 'descended', it had plummeted through the atmosphere at an alarming rate and collided with enough force to cause a relatively small, but still VERY noticeable, crater in the middle of a farm not too far out from his current location.
He had dropped work on the town's telescope in a research observatory there, along with nearly every astronomer in the facility, when the call had come through. Fire and rescue was being dispatched- not to clean up casualties, but to simply contain the flames that risked spreading to the wide, empty field of wheat that it had landed in. They were soon to follow as the sirens atop the police escort that had been afforded to them rang out in the fading twilight.
The field itself looked to be a bit worse for wear, but not horribly mangled, like it could have been. Three separate impact craters could be seen; what was curious here was the angle. From the data that he gathered, Rhyse could surmise that the object had somehow decelerated in mid-fall and hit at an angle that had caused it to skip across the Earth's surface. The strangest part, though, was not the behavior of the object...
... but the lack of one.
They combed the area for hours, to no avail. Whatever had fallen was gone. The astrophysicist himself had come to the personal conclusion that one of these nut jobs out here had located and taken it. With a heavy heart and a great sigh, he bade his colleagues farewell and climbed back into his two-door vehicle to head back to his home three states away- after picking up his daughter from her mother's house, of course.
The small lump laying dormant in the back seat went unnoticed, as did the twitching of a silver, robotic hand as the owner of said hand tried- and failed- to save his last friend.
...
"Daddy, what's this thing...?"
"Oh, that's... hrmm. Actually, I'm not sure. Where did this come from?"
"It looks like one of those robot toys that they made in Japan. Wait, is it?!"
"No, sweetheart, I don't think so. It's obviously not ours, should-"
"Can I try to fix it so that when we find whoever owns it we can give them a not broken toy...?"
"I don't know, Wendy..."
"Daaaddyyyy-"
"Oh, fine. Just let me check through it to make sure that it isn't dangerous."
"It looks like a toy, daddy. What could be dangerous about a toy?"
"Well, it could be full of drugs, or rigged with explosives, or- what am I doing, you're eight years old. You don't need to worry about that stuff, sweetheart. Just let me do some stuff first, then you can have at it."
"You're the best, daddy~"
"Yeah, yeah... you have math to do; go finish those equations. Beginner's quadratics won't learn itself."
"Aww... okay..."
...
Rhyse couldn't tell where the thing had come from, but it definitely wasn't a mere toy.
"What the hell were you doing in my car-?"
The little robot stared back at him with blank red optics, not a spark of light to be seen. He had checked over the thing three times now, without any luck as far as finding out what the story was with it.
He hadn't found anything dangerous, nor had he located any bugs or the like- not that anyone would want to bug his house or car. He was well known in his field, but he wasn't Professor Membrane famous. Rhyse really had no cause to worry, but the circumstances were strange, at best.
This thing seemed for all the world like some sort of toy. An advanced one, made up of heavy metallic alloys, but still nothing that could be used to harm his daughter. Strangely, it seemed to have a thicker outer layer to it, as well as a solid body, if his examinations were anything to go by. It would not open for him- if it even could- but after his scrutinization, he decided that it was time.
Once again, he cringed at the thought of the situation- his inability to say no to his daughter was a bit of a problem. If she wasn't such a good kid, she may have turned into a spoiled brat. He wasn't going to deny it- it was true what people said about kids with divorcing parents. Well, influential divorcing parents. Between Rhyse and his now ex-wife, little Wendy got pretty much whatever she wanted.
Which, in this case, was a strange robot... thing... that had randomly showed up in the back seat of his car two days ago.
What the hell was he doing...
...
"Ooh, I love it!"
Yes, it was worth the worry.
Rhyse watched as his daughter's face lit up, her light blue eyes glimmering with fascination as she examined her new 'toy'. This made it worth the trouble: seeing her so happy, not only at the fact that he had given her something, but at the prospect of a new project. The 'bot had taken quite a bit of damage somehow- scorch marks coated most of its small form, and many parts were dislocated in a way that was obviously not intended by whomever made it.
His daughter had shown many signs of wanting to follow in her father's footsteps, asking for everything from telescopes to tool kits to improve upon said scopes. The only difference was that she had also wanted a computer- and then had promptly been grounded from it for hacking into the school's systems to schedule nothing but her favorite classes for the next few weeks after.
His ex-wife disapproved and wanted her to go into accounting like her, for the money, of course.
Naturally, this meant that he had upgraded her computer again and bought her more star charts.
As the eight-year-old disappeared into her room, Rhyse couldn't help but feel at least a bit accomplished. He returned to his office to complete the new designs for his presentation later that week.
A/N: I'm baaaack~
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-Satrinity-