Hey guys! So anyway, I wrote this for a school project. We had to make a parody poem of the Night Before Christmas. This is what I came up with. My teacher, who is a whovian, said he loved it so hopefully you do too!
R&R and Enjoy!
A Merry Fandom Christmas
'Twas the night before December, when Christmas specials began,
Not a fandom was stirring…, 'cept ones with problems at hand
Merlin pouted on the floor instead of a chair,
"It's not fair I'm cancelled, I should be on air!"
Sherlock laid a hand on Merlin's strong shoulder'
"Sorry Merlin, but I'm glad that show's over."
"Sherlock we're on a long break, so we're just like him."
"Oh just shut up John," said Dean on a whim.
When from behind the bushes a loud whoosh sounded,
Outside ran Sam to the bushes, looking astounded.
When a police box of blue appeared in sight,
Then out popped a man who looked pleasant and polite.
The moonlight reflected off the snow giving it a beautiful glow
The rest of the men walked outside, cautious and slow.
Arthur started talking, his hand on the hilt of his sword,
"Who are you? What are you? I command you to speak you ugly gourd!"
"Well aren't you so smart. I'm here to get you all out dimwit!"
The man flashed a smile at Arthur who looked about to throw a fit.
By the way I'm the Doctor. Now please, I don't want your games"
He whistled, and shouted, and called their names.
"Seriously c'mon Sam, Sherlock, Castiel and John!
Arthur, Adam, Merlin and Dean! What are you waiting for, dawn?"
John is the first to enter the TARDIS and the rest follow.
Adam sighed and entered steps full of wallow.
All were inside and the machine again went whooshing,
Already Sherlock ran around sleuthing.
"Your breaks are on and you're from the planet Gallifray,
You think fezzes are cool." Sherlock just had to say.
"Shut up that's not why we're here." Sam gave Sherlock a glare.
"I was held hostage by fangirls," the Doctor said with care.
"They told me that for Christmas they just want you to be there.
Now come back 'for they take me to their lair."
Dean speaks oh so true, "Fezzes are red, the TARDIS is blue,
Dude, we are so not coming with you."
"Don't care." The doctor says as he pushes the button on a panel.
He turns to Sam and says "Also you shouldn't wear flannel"
Oh how Castiel's eyes were so merry!
That was sarcasm, his expression was really scary.
Castiel was about to zap out of this place,
When Sherlock said, "Its angel proof. No use in having faith."
The TARDIS made a moan and a wheeze,
"What was that?" Adam said with ease.
The Doctor opened the door and outside was fangirls galore.
Then the Doctor told, "We've landed, get out the door."
The fangirls didn't wait, or walk in at a leisurely gait.
Adam spoke in a horrified voice, "Um there is an electric gate!"
One girl said, "Oh please, next you'll say you have a disease!"
Then they heard Merlin shout, "NO PLEASE IT'S ARTHUR YOU NEED!"
The girls ran inside with a scream and a shout'
They entered and had Cas pretty much knocked out.
The Doctor laughed with glee much eager to rid of those boys,
Oh, how they made so much noise!
Dean yelled as he was dragged away, "NO! THEY OWN ANY CORONA!"
The Doctor smiled, "Bye-bye, I'm off to Barcelona.
But they heard him say before he flew away,
"You should be scared. They also own lingerie"