Race of the Stars!
"Hello and welcome of the stars! Today, 11 teams from various worlds will compete in a race to reach one million pounds, whose location none of them knows. They must follow a series of clues, and overcome various obstacles. I'm you host Heartless Dragon, here with my good friend Sora."
"Hi everyone," added Sora, "lets meet the teams!"
Team 1: Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect
From: The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Relationship: Friends
"An emergency teleport system sent use here," explained Ford, "so we though we'd take part in the race."
"The money would be nice," added Arthur, "but I don't think its legal currency where we come from. We would have to spend it before we leave.
Team 2: Mr Gracey and Ramsley
From: The Haunted Mansion
Relationship: Master and Butler
"When the Master stated that he wanted to take part in this race I refused," commented Ramsley, "but then he said that if I didn't I would be fired, and I've sacrificed too much for him to allow myself to be fired."
"I don't need the money," explains Mr Gracey, "but it's fun to leave the mansion for a while."
Team 3: Sabrina Spellman and Salem the cat
From: Sabrina
Relationship: Girl and pet
"Salem! You said you'd have your real body for this race!" shouted Sabrina.
"I lied," replied Salem, "I just want the money!"
Team 4: Fry and Leela
From: Futurama
Relationship: Friends
"Working for planet express just doesn't pay well," explained Leela, "so we're here for the money."
"Also this is out first da…"
"FRY! I told you we're not dating!"
Team 5: Frasier and Niles Crane
From: Frasier
Relationship: Brothers
"Dad, we're not doing it," stated Frasier.
"You gave them your word and your backing down!" exclaimed Martin Crane.
"No dad," added Niles, "you signed us up for this behind our backs, we never wanted to be here."
"Yeah well, whoever signed you up you're still doing it."
Team 6: Penelope and Parker
From: Thunderbirds
Relationship: Lady and Butler
"I have given milady my word that I will win us this race,"commented Parker.
"I don't need the money," commented Lady Penelope, "I just want some not-thunderbirds glory!"
Team 7: Count Olaf and Sunny Baudelaire
From: A series of unfortunate events
Relationship: Villain and victim
"Olaf give us back Sunny!" shouted Violet and Klaus.
"No I told you!" replied Olaf "once I have the money I won't need to hunt you anymore, so its in your best interests that you let me keep her until the end of the race."
"Niva!" added Sunny, which probably means, "It's worth it if he stops chasing us."
Team 8: The Doctor and Rose Tyler
From: Doctor Who
Relationship: Friends (And more)
"The TARDIS has broken down and we need some pretty expensive parts to fix it," explained the Doctor, "we need the money to buy them."
"I suggested the race because it sounds fun," added Rose.
Team 9: Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner
From: Pirates of the Caribbean
Relationship: Friends
"Remind me again Jack, why are we here?" asked Will.
"For the treasure," answered Jack, "also, I think you'll find winning will impress Miss Turner."
"Fine, I'll race!" stated Will.
Team 10: Puss in Boots and Donkey
From: Shrek (2)
Relationship: Friends
"We're just here to have some fun," stated Donkey.
"We shall be the victors of this quest!" added Puss.
Team 11: Bernard Black and Manny Bianco
From: Black Books
Relationship: Employer and Employee
"Bernard, who's minding the shop?" asked Manny.
"Oh, I've got Fran covering. Now get me some wine!"
"But the rules say we have to be sober." Explained Manny.
"Aw Feck!"
"Right, now here's my Psycho sister Mirry to start the race," announced Heartless Dragon. Mirry walked up to the line of waiting teams.
"Okay people, we want a nice clean race with no cheating of dirty tactics. Yeah right, do whatever you want!" The assembled racers cheered. "Now, on your marks, get set… Mr Gracey, I love you!"
"Oh not it's that stalker Ramsley! Hurry start the race!" screamed Mr Gracey.
"Oh for goodness sake," commented Sora. He shot a beam of light from his keyblade. "GO!"
"And they're off!" shouted Heartless Dragon as the teams sped off. Our teams have been told to catch a plane to Hollow bastion in the Kingdom Hearts world where they will receive their first clue off Merlin."
"Now we're going to wait at Twilight Town, where the first stretch ends," added Sora. "And let me add that the last team to finish each stretch will be eliminated until there are only three teams left."
"So, see you in Twilight Town!" stated Heartless Dragon.
(They are off. You can advance your favourite in the race by cheering for them. Their position at the end of the next chapter will be determined by the amount of votes they get. So get reviewing and help you favourite team win!)
Here is my disclaimer for the whole fanfic, I only own myself.
Oh, Inspector Brown and Orange Sora, this is based on your great stories. I hope you don't mind I just really liked the idea.