Title: The Return of Mr. Starscream

Fandom: Transformers G1

Character(s): Starscream, Nightfire

Word Count: 568

Rating: PG

Summery: Obsession is NOT a healthy thing; especially if you are Starscream.

Disclaimer: I do not own Starscream or the Decepticons, they are all owned by Hasbro. This is a crack drabble inspired by Roman Dirge's Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl 'The Return of Mr. Gosh' story which I don't own ether. I do own Nightfire.

It was a cold and dreary night on the planet Chaar. The wind gusted strongly, the lightning flashed like mad and the rain pounded like stinging hot needles that burned the paint off of metal. In an abandon Decepticon waste dump, garbage spills to the sides to reveal a light blue metallic hand. Then the body of the Decepticon aerospace commander, Starscream, rises from the debris.

"Nightfire!!!" screamed the Seeker commander.

As the rain pounds harder and the winds blow ever faster, Starscream crawls on the ground till he is up on a hill overlooking Decepticon headquarters.

"Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!" he screamed again while lifting his hand up in defiance as a bolt of lightning flashes behind him.

Meanwhile in her quarters, Nightfire brushes and dries her hair; when she catches something moving out side her window through the reflection in her mirror. Butting down the hand held drying unit, she turns her head towards the window and doesn't see anything. Blinking her optics a couple of times, Nightfire thought she was imagining things when Starscream's head looked through her window again.

Catching Starscream in the act, Nightfire stated as she pointed to him, "Saw you."

"No you didn't." said Starscream as he diapered from her window and flew up to her balcony and barged into her quarters. "Nightfire!" he replies.

Peaking out of her privet wash room, Nightfire sees Starscream in her room waiting for her.

"I have returned for you!" boasts Starscream, and then he comments, "I like the new paint job."

"Eeeeeekkk!" she screams then the calms down and asks Starscream, "What a minute. Didn't I set you off with explosives and bury you on Earth's moon?"

"Ah, well, yes." Quietly chuckled Starscream, "But I just figured it was an accident. The important thing is that I'm here to smother you with my love and devotion."

Walking up to him, Nightfire then asks him, "Didn't I crush with an I-beam bunches of times and set a nuke on your head the time before that?"

"Ha, ha, ha. Yes you did." Starscream's chuckling became a little more nervous sounding, "You sure are an accident prone little turbo fox."

Backing away from Starscream very slowly as he was slowly walking up to her, Nightfire calmly said, "Okay; I'm just going to get you something special in the storage closet. I'll be right back."

Walking up to a spare chair and sitting down, Starscream quickly replied back to Nightfire, "So I'll just what here then."

"Yes, I'll just go and get your… gift." Said Nightfire as she quickly ran to her storage closet.

As Starscream waited, Nightfire through electro-daggers towards him. Four of which get buried into his head. Whale the remaining are dug deep into the chair Starscream was sitting on. Walking back into the room as she sees Starscream fall off the chair. Smiling at the thought of finally getting rid of Starscream, Nightfire was happy till she heard him speak.

"I'm starting to feel a lack of love here, but I forgive you." Said Starscream, then turning his head towards her, he then asks, "BE MY BOND MATE!!!"

"Agh! Eeeeeekkk!!!" screamed Nightfire as she ran out of her quarters to find help.

"Love hurts. Primus I love that femme." Was the last words from Starscream before passing out.

Moral. If you love someone set them free. If they return to you, put several electro-daggers into their head. If they return again, the RUN… JUST RUN!!!

THE END???