Divination Homework
Disclaimer: You know Harry's not mine, although his homework is now, apart from the bits I copied off JK Rowling, of course, and I'm sure you can recognise those.
Harry sat down and began his Divination homework. This was going to be fun...
Mon 9... Danger of burns
Tue 10... Stabbed in the back by a friend
Wed 11... Lose a bet
Thu 12... Quarrel with a friend
Fri 13... Sudden poverty
Sat 14... Theft
Sun 15... Become infatuated with someone who hates me
He sucked his quill and stared round the common room for inspiration...
Mon 16... Ignorance leads to suffering
Tue 17... Misinterpretation leads to scandal
Wed 18... Deliver bad news
Thu 19... Outbreak of deadly disease
Fri 20... Sorrow following brief pleasure
Sat 21... Subject to slander
Sun 22... Receive bad news
One of the first years was leaning out of the window and waving to a friend. A Prefect hurried over...
Mon 23... Be caused great worry
Tue 24... Neglect of friendship
Wed 25... Trickery and lies
Thu 26... Great guilt and inner conflict
Fri 27... Folly causes fatal delay
Sat 28... Romantic loss
Sun 29... Inaction causes obstacles
Harry shivered, suddenly cold. The draught from the window was just reaching him. He felt rather like there should be a Dementor somewhere...
Mon 30... Vulnerability and loneliness
Tue 1... Danger through hasty action
Wed 2... Disruption of plans
Thu 3... Skinned alive
Fri 4... Accidentally hang myself
Sat 5... Poisoned
Sun 6... Strangled
The fire was burning low. Ginny, who was playing Exploding Snap with a friend, absent-mindedly added a few logs.
Mon 7... Attacked by a dragon
Tue 8... Miscast spell causes near destruction
Wed 9... Death by decapitation.
Hermione walked in and read over Harry's homework. "Don't you think it's a bit obvious that you made these up?" she asked.
AN: Well? I don't think I got that last quote quite right, because I can't find the right part of the book. Review and tell me what you think! I might do a sequel for Ron, but I'll need a few more ideas, so you'll have to wait… and wait... and wait…