Okay, just a heads up, it reads like this:
person 1 (in this case, me): hullo, I like weird styles
person 2 (you, in this case): yes, you do, you freak of nature
Just thought I'd worn you... Enjoy!
I think I understand the theory…
I'm sure you do
But I've never actually…
It's easy, I promise
So it would seem, but
I'll make it simple.
I have to admit, I'm nervous
You? What for?
It seems like too much of a delicate process for someone as clumsy as me
You're hardly clumsy,
It's best I get it over with now in a controlled situation, though
Yes
since it's a necessary skill to have in case of certain emergencies
Oh, yes
and it's best that I learn from someone I know
Definitely
…Thank you for, um, helping me
Of course
…
Shall we start?
Oh, yes, certainly, let's, um, commence or start or begin or
You're stalling!
Ha, ha! I guess I can't fool you!…So…may I
You said you understood the theory
I do, I do! It's just
Put your hands
Around the waist, I know; "not too high, not too low"
Good…not too tight
Sorry!
No need to apologize, I know you're nervous
I'll try and calm down
Take your time
…Okay, I think
Your palms are sweating…Don't be embarrassed! It's only natural
I can't do it
Don't give up
I can't
Treat it like a mission
…"Not too high and not too low"
Yes
"Gently lift and"
Perfect
"Pull closer"
Closer
"Closer and…"
…
…
"and…"?
You have pretty eyes
I
"nose to nose"
Nose to…
"Put all your lov-emotion into your lips and"
…
…
…
"Don't forget to breathe"!
Yes. Right…um, good…good job
Thank you
Very convincing lo-emotion
Thank you
For a moment it was almost
like we were
but I don't assume
I would never assume
but it was almost like
but we aren't
like we were
In love.
…
Well, thank you
No, no! Don't
You are a noble lady
please get up!
And a good friend
you don't have to
Your palms are sweating.
…
It's getting late
Yes, I should be going
I'll walk you
No, it's just downstairs, I'll be fine
…
Well done! I'm glad to have helped you out
I
Mission successful!
Yes…
Good night!
…
…
Shizune,
Gai?
I…I don't feel prepared to use that…technique in a…real life situation
Oh, um
I think it would be best if
Yes
well, practice makes perfect
Oh, yes
Shall we continue my lessons?
Definitely.
For how long?
Until you get it perfect
Shizune,
…
if those are your terms
yes
I don't think I'll ever get it perfect.
There ya go! This is dedicated/a prize fic to the most wonderful reviewer on imanokie01. Thank you very much, my dear, for your unwavering support. I await the day that I'm actually deserving of it. bow And thank you to the rest of you for reading! Hope to hear from you in another story!
-S