It's not called being Gay, It's called being Fabulous.
This is the long awaited entry three.
I do not own Skip Beat.
Enjoy!
Harmonie Héroux and her best friend in everything anime, Lise Bourque could have been called nutjobs by anybody who know them, on the outside they seemed like two regular teenager girls but behind closed door... they want into Weeabo mode, but thankfully it wasn't quiet there.
They just loved the Japanese culture so much, enough to frequently surf the web for their favorite anime or monthly manga chapter, they waited on pins and needles to read.
But, both of them were definitely weirdo.
There was no doubt about it.
Now currently they were both sitting in front of Harmonie's Television, watching Attack on titan season 1 for the two hundred time, while dressed at one of their favorite characters from the show.
Lisa, was dressed as Hange Zoe, while Harmonie was dressed as Levi Ackerman, they sat in front of the TV well into the night, because they had a habit of replaying their favorite parts, over and over again.
It looked like just an normal night for the Heroux household.
However when the clock struck 1, in the early hours of the morning, a brick was thrown through one of the windows in the kitchen, the shattered glass went everywhere and both Harmonie parents woke up because of the noise, not knowing what was happening, but when the sound of the door handle being shaken was heard, everybody was suddenly high alert.
Both Harmonie and Lisa grabbed the nearest thing closest to them, which were anime props.
However, none of them saw the gun, and before anybody know what was happening, the sound of gun was heard and Harmonie suddenly felt a sharp pain in her stomach, she looked down and found a bullet hole there and her blood was seeping into the couch from the wound, ruining her outfit.
"HARMONIE!" Lisa yelled, her best friend had just been shot!
Harmonie was laid down on the couch while Lisa was trying think of a way to get the ambulance aive, she clenched her blood soaked stomach and coughing up blood, she was fading in and out of consciousness.
"Harmonie, stay with me, don't close your eyes" Lisa said, with tears in her eyes.
"L-Lisa *cough*" Harmonie coughed. "I-If I don't make it..."
"Harmonie, don't talk like that, your going to make it!" Lisa said, who would she be weirdo's with if Harmonie was dead?
Harmonie gave a small smile and continued. "Lisa, I-If I don't make it...I want you to bury all my Yaoi books with my body. N-Nobody must find them, there are some seriously messed up stuff in there. B-Burn them if you have too."
"Don't worry I-" Lisa began, before they all heard.
BANG!
Lisa felt pain in chest.
She had been shot.
That was the last thing, Harmonie saw before she died, her friends eyes were widen in shock as her blood joined her friends own in sleeping into the couch, Harmonie hopped Lisa would somehow live or her parents would make it out alive.
#In the blackness#
Harmonie woke up to find herself surrounded by nothing.
Huh, so this was, awaits somebody when they die. She couldn't help but think, she was highly disappointed, she thought she would appear in her own hot tub, surrounded by smoking hot guys, who were in too tight swim trunks that showed everything off.
What a disappointment.
But than a light appear next to her, and Harmonie thought some being had come to take her away to begin eternity in whatever they saw fit.
But when the light disappeared, her jaw dropped at the sight of her friend, Lisa in the last thing she wore, her Hange Zoe costume.
"Lisa!?" She said.
"Yo, my sister from another mother, were both dead." Lisa said, as they hugged each other.
Even in the afterlife they were together.
"So you ended up dying too?" Hermione said.
"I lasted two minutes before I died, I managed to burn all your Yoai books, just like you said." Lisa said, while Harmonie gave a sigh of relief. "By the way, your really into some creepy and disturbing stuff" she commented, she had managed to read a page or too but Harmonie seemed to not hear her or chose to ignore her and said.
"So... do you want to play imagine cards for all eternity?" Hermione said.
"Sure" Lisa said, as they both sat down in the nothingness and pretended to play cards using their highly advanced imagination from having virtually no social life.
However suddenly the dark around them started to shake, the darkness itself began to changed, to reveal they were in a professional dressing room.
They both turned to each other and had to let out gasps.
The faces staring back at them weren't their own, but instead two boys that couldn't be no more than six years old, with hazel eyes and orange hair, in fact they looked a lot like a much younger version of the Hitachiin twins from the Ouran High school host club.
But before they could both stare at each other in shock and surprise, before letting squeals and checking to see what lies in their underwear, the door suddenly opened and out came a gorgeous women with a ripped dress and her make-up smudged.
To sum it up... she looked terrible.
"I hired a professional make-up artist's, not amateurs and this dress... It's so cheap, that it ripped so easily, now my big night is ruined because of people I didn't do proper research on.." She said, in English, sounding like she was from the posh side of England, and because of those she hired to make her look fabulous for one night, had left her trying to pick up the pieces of the train that shouldn't have been wrecked in the first place.
But who was she kidding, she couldn't achieve the level of professionalism, a make-up artist did with 20 years backing them, and what was she going to do about this dress?
"Perhaps, we can of assistance" Two voice creepily said at the same time/
Beside her.
It was understandable that they women almost jumped out of her skin at the sight of two boys who wore matching grins.
Where the hell did they come from!? She was sure, she locked the door, so how did they get in!? And wasn't this her house!? She was sure she locked the doors and windows, only she had the key to open the door.
"Of course, for a small fee" The one of the right side said, his grin getting wider.
If there were two things, both Harmonie and Lisa excelled at, other than it being manga and anime related, than it was to look stunning when they went out of the house other than to go to school.
And this women cleared needed help.
Well..of course, they wouldn't waste make-up and cosmetics for free, they were expensive to buy after all and every drop needed to count.
"So how about it?" The one on the right said, "We'll make you look just Fabulous for the evening and all you have to do is slip us a couple of hundred bucks. If you don't like it, then you don't need to pay us"
"It's only fair really, we are super talented in what we do.r" The one on the left said, both Harmonie and Lisa, were both doing a frightening accurate version of the Hitachiin twins and would make them proud, as they both leaned in, with sly smiles on their faces.
Where these boys actually little Devils in disguise? The women couldn't help but think, she suddenly got this dreadful feeling that she couldn't shake, as they awaited her repose, it was like two demons had approached her with a deal which would end with her selling her soul.
But then she realized, she had nothing to lose, she was already planning on not attending her own party, because there was no way, she was going out looking like this, and besides, how bad could they make her look, compared to what she already looked like?
Besides if she didn't like it, she didn't need to pay them and said.
"Fine, but you have to do it in a span of two hours" She said, she was already late as it is.
"Great, we have a deal" Both of them said at the same time, creeping her out a bit.
"So where do you keep your cosmetics and do you have any dress that you will never wear again?" The one on the left said, as they both went to look around her home without permission, because who were they kidding, she was clearly a star and one thing they know about big Hollywood stars is that, they never wore the same outfit twice because their constantly trying to set new fashion trends.
And the women suddenly found herself being pulled back and a facial mask being applied on her, she stared at the two grinning six years old looking down at her.
"Now honey, that make-up has to go, if you want to shine, girlfriend." The one on the right said, turning to the other. "Isn't it just dreadful?"
"Absolutely dreadful" The one on the left agreed, before saying. "Now let's get you looking fabulous, for your big night."
#2 hours and 10 minutes later#
"Now you can open your eyes now, and look in the mirror" Both of them said at the same time, she was starting to get used to the creepy way they sync like that, as she was turning her around to face the mirror.
Both boys thought they did a pretty good job.
The women opened her eyes and what she saw next in the mirror, had her reeling in shock.
Gone was the terrible makeup littering her face, instead her skin seemed to have a sparkling glow to it and looked years young. they had been correct in assuming a light shade of pink was her color because her lips didn't distract people from her entire face, her eyelashes were stretched to look fuller and longer, her hair that had been long and straight had been curled just like she just walked out of a hairdresser and she was now wearing a dark silky blue dress with black underlining.
All the she could think about was.
WHO THE HELL WAS THIS!?
WAS THIS REALLY HER!?
"So are you happy?" Both of the boys said.
She was speechless, she had never thought she would looked so good in her life and just nodded dumbly.
"Good, now let's get down to business, you owe us 300 hundred bucks"the one on the right said, and the women eyes widen in shock, of course she could pay their fee no problem, but for two six years to charge that much for their services.
"Why are you looking at us, like were robbing you blind? Have you forgotten we got to survive to" The one on the left said, seeing the look her face. "Now shoo," both of them pushing her towards the door. "Don't you have a party to get to?"
"And just in case, you decide to run" The one on the right said, getting out a small purse she recognized.
Wait wasn't that her bag that had her wallet and phone in it!?
"Where holding your purse hostage" The both said, before slamming the door in her face, and waving her purse in the window, both smirking evily before drawing the curtains.
They ignored her banging on the door, and immediately went to see if they could order pizza with the cash in the wallet.
"You know, we could get arrested for this" Lisa said, while trying to figure out how they got here.
"This is the least she could do" Harmonie said, "My hand is still stinging from working none-stop for that women. We deserve pizza for our hard work, beside.. Were using cash, were not pulling out her credit card."
The pizza arrived twenty minutes later and the delivery man was shocked to see a pretty six year boy come to the door and hand him cash before shutting the door slowly with the large box of pizza's.
And that's how both Harmonie and Lisa began living it up in a random women's home as they tried to make sense of what they just want through, as they watched T.V, they weren't surprised when they didn't recognize anybody on the television but they didn't care.
They were stuffing their faces with free pizza!
"Hey, Lisa. Do you think we're in a different universe?" Harmonie said.
"Who cares, I'm get high tonight!" Lisa said, getting a can of coca cola.
"What are you talking about, we don't have alcohol." Harmonie said, before she realized the body she was in was six years old and six year old can get high if you pump them with enough sugar, a smile came to her face at the realization and she yelled. "Let's get high, girlfriend!"
Lisa gave a whoop as she downed her can of cola and Harmonie following closely behind her.
And that's was the start of a very blurry evening for them, in which, they both suddenly woke up surrounded by lots of cans full of sugar, for some reason, they were both down to their underwear.
They felt satisfied if not dizzy.
It's been a while since they had a good sugar rush.
Harmonie found herself in the bathtub with a slice of pizza in her underwear while Lisa found herself waking up in the kitchen sink, a lamp head over her head.
The doorbell rang and both of them slowly got up, not caring that they were stripped down to their baby blue boxers and opened the door.
The women was horrified to see what they now looked like and screamed once she saw the state of the inside of her house.
You would think she was a mother coming home to find the aftermath of a college party her son's through secretly, which they didn't manage to hide in time.
"So how was the party?" Lisa said, letting her in, huh, the women wasn't moving, odd.
Well, the party was amazing for her, everybody was looking in her direction in amazement and giving her compliments, all night long, just like she intended, she was the center of attention like she had hoped, many wanted to know who did her hair and make-up and designed her clothes for the evening.
Of course, she couldn't tell them that two random six year old boys who managed to break into her house, did what professional's couldn't do in a matter of two hours and that was, to make her absolutely gorgeous for one night.
The women summed all her strength not to start yelling, she took a deep breath and said.
"Please, get out"
Her beautiful house!
"No way, lady" Harmonie said, "We won't go until we get paid, that's the deal"
"And that's in cash, we want to see the money with our very eyes" Lisa added and they both nodded in sync.
"Fine" The women said, and they gave her wallet back, before she storming out of the house and went to the nearest cash machine, where she withdraw 300 dollars in large chunks of money before storming right back into the house and handing the money to the two boys and saying. "Here, now leave."
"Look, bro. We got three hundred dollars!" The one of the right said, counting the money with greed in his eyes. "We can finally get a place to stay for the night and get some proper food!"
"Thanks lady!" The one of the left said, "Now, we'll leave" and they both began to walk out of the door, while grabbing their clothes that seemed to be everywhere
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"Wait" They heard from behind them.
If the women know how scary their smiles were at that moment, she would have thrown them out personally convinced they were indeed demons in human skin but they schooled their features and turned around with an innocent look and said. "What?"
"Um" the women said, were they orphans? Damn, she couldn't help but notice both of them under a random bridge, hunger and cold, cuddling each other to keep warm and said. "Would you... like to stay here for a couple of days?"
She had no idea that 'just a couple of days' would turn into 12 long years in which she was tricked into adopting them as her own son's.
An both of them, looked at each other in mock shock.
"W-We could stay for a little while" The one on the right said.
"I know it's dangerous for us to carry around so much money around especially so late at night when we don't have a parent" The other said.
Before they both said.
"Okay"
"Great" the women said, not knowing she had just been played, like a fool. "Do you two have names?"
And they both looked at each other, they know what names they would call themselves, and had always wanted to this.
They both got into the signature stance and said.
"I'm Hikaru"The one on the right said.
"And I'm Kaoru" The one on the left said, "And where..." before saying together.
"THE HITACHIIN TWINS!"
And boy did that feel good.
And thus, began their many years of headache inducing mischief that they would unleash onto the unsuspecting world.
And for some reason, a good portion of celebrity world suddenly shuddered.
Especially the males, who suddenly got the feeling that it would be wise to shield the part of their body that made them a man.
And scene!
So there you have it, all three One-shots are in and it's now time to vote. Please Review!