:P Hiya there, peeps. This is the NaLu fic that I was talking about in one of my GrUvia fics, and you should go read them too, and I'm totally not self-advertising. Anyways, I'm not satisfied with this one. Really unsatisfied. I didn't like the way it turned out.

Anyways, tell me in a review if it's as bad as I think it is.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.

Enjoy

"Hey! Hey, Luce! You're famous!" Natsu sped towards Lucy at the guild and grabbed ahold of her wrist. "I have to show you something."

Lucy, bewildered, let herself get dragged, all the while glaring at Mira who was making suggestive faces at her.

He dragged her into his apartment, slamming the door behind him loudly. He pointed to his computer screen. "LOOK! It's you! I searched up Luigi and there were pictures of you all over. Although I didn't know you cross dressed as an Italian with a green hat and overalls. That's okay, though, 'cause I won't tell anyone about your hobby. And you have a brother named Mario. And…"

Lucy hit him on the head, effectively shutting him up.

"I'M NOT LUIGI! I'M LUCY!" Lucy yelled, lightly hitting Natsu on the head but not really hurting him.

"B-But look – you can even turn into a bee when you eat this striped mushroom thingy!" Natsu took a mushroom out of his pocket and colored yellow and brown stripes onto it with the sharpies that were lying around (after all it was her writing table and what was a complete set of tools without sharpies?).

"Here!" Natsu proudly presented the mushroom to Lucy.

Lucy facepalmed, "Do you even know how many toxins and chemicals are in that thing? Just a whiff of sharpie can kill many of the nonexistent brain cells that reside in your nonexistent brain. And where'd you get the mushroom?"

"Outside!" Natsu pointed out her window at a patch of yellow mushrooms.

Lucy's face was horrified. "Natsu! Those are poisonous! The land lady was just talking about getting rid of them the other day. Get it away from me, preferably in the trash, and wash your hands."

Natsu wasn't listening. "I wonder if it tastes good. But I don't wanna turn into a bee. That'd be bad. I wouldn't be able to fight Gray anymore. But all I have to do is touch water and I'll be fine again, right? So I guess I'll eat it," he popped it into his mouth.

"NATSU! GET THAT MUSHROOM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, NOW!" Lucy shook Natsu back and forth. "IT'S POISONOUS, YOU IDIOT!"

"I already swallowed it though! And it tasted yummy, but it was really cold-ugh my stomach feels bad. Maybe Happy gave me some bad fish," Natsu continued rambling but broke into a cold sweat and collapsed on the floor, shaking.

Lucy stared at him. Then she realized the gravity of the situation. She contemplated. Was it worth a broom beating to save this dimwitted idiot?

Well, yes, she supposed, cause if he died she'd never get a chance to confess to him. So she picked him up (and he was heavy so she called Taurus to do it instead) and dropped him off at Porylusica's.

Porylusica ran her out with a broom, and took Natsu in, grumbling about stupid humans and I hate them and so troublesome.

Sometimes, lack of wit could really be dangerous.

Especially when it involved Natsu.

And that was how the great Salamander, Fire Dragon Slayer, S-class mage of the number one guild in Fiore, Fairy Tail, was defeated by a mushroom with sharpie on it.

fin

For those who do not get the Super Mario Galaxy references, trust Natsu cause apparently he's a hardcore video gamer.

So...Review & Review...coz you've already read it, right?

BTW, in case the slight NaLu was too small to see, the confession Lucy was gunna make was one of love, not like, "Sorry Happy, I ate the fish you were gunna give to Charle." (MAJOR OFFENSE XD)

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