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Lorelai wanted to give Luke a surprise he would never forget. He wanted him to be spontaneous, loving and hot. He wanted him to drop his inhibitions and just let go. He was always so proper, so kind, and always respectful of everyone. For once she wanted him to be naughty, insatiable and lost in the moment. So she had come up with a plan, a sneaky, devilish plan. One she told no one about and she initiated the entire event on her own, that way she could orchestrate it.

On a particular cool afternoon right between the lunch rush and the beginning of the dinner rush she had come into the diner. Other than a few stragglers that would soon be finished the diner was empty. Luke was in the back cooking when she started her plan. First she took and emptied a few of the saltshakers from the tables into a baggie in her purse. Then she ordered her late lunch and ate it. Caesar had the day off, and Lane was not coming in until 5 in the evening, so Luke was there alone. She finished, paid, and said her goodbyes.

"You coming by later?" he asked as usual.

"You can bet on it, burger boy," she said in a flirty way.

Luke did not fail to get the hint and he was happy at what she was hinting at. He could never get enough of her. He loved the feel of her against him, or around him. His hands were always on her, never getting quite enough of her, now that he finally had her. He looked up at her and winked a response back at her.

Lorelai walked out the door with a wink, and left. Only she only made it to the end of the block before she took a left and headed towards the alley that lead to the back entrance of Luke's. There she snuck in, and went to the storeroom. She quickly went to work. First, she put the two small tables together quietly. Then she threw a sheet over the table.

'Won't be very comfortable,' she thought to herself, but she knew in the moment she wouldn't even notice it, and neither would he if she was not mistaken.

Then she started to unfasten her blouse. She was so excited about this, and was looking forward to his reaction. Her arousal was definitely gearing up as she thought of what he might do.

She removed her bra, skirt and panties and was now standing in the storeroom of Luke's totally naked. She hopped up on the table and laid herself down, her loose hair hanging over the edge of the table. She couldn't help but think of Luke and her hand started to travel down her body. She touched her breasts and a shiver of anticipation cursed through her body. Then she slid her hand over her stomach... she loved being daring and driving him crazy with lust. She loved how he made love to her. She couldn't wait to feel his hands on her body. His large rough hands, which never ceased to amaze her. How could those hands be so gentle and elicit such a response from her body?

'Where was Luke? He always checks salt, pepper, ketchup bottles between lunch and dinner. He would soon discover that they need filling and would have to come into the storeroom,' she thought to herself. Her hand had just found the area between her fold that was throbbing and wet when the door swung open and there was Luke.

His mouth dropped open as he started at her naked form, touching herself on a table in his storeroom.

"Lorelai, what.." is all he could say before he closed his mouth again and his eyes followed her arm to the hand between her legs. Those long sexy legs draped and spread on the table. Her other hand was bust playing with the nipple of one of her breasts. Luke didn't know where he wanted to look first.

"Like what you see, burger boy?" Lorelai asked in a sultry inviting voice.

Luke was speechless but his body betrayed his thoughts as the area below this belt felt constricted by his pants. Luke, let out a grunt as he moved into the room and closed the door firmly behind him. He moved towards the table still unable to speak. He pulled Lorelai up and kissed her fiercely on the lips and pressing her naked body up against him. He let his hands roam her body as the tension and the urgency in him increased. They were both lost in the moment, grunting and moaning. Luke fully clothed standing between the legs of a fully naked and definitely enjoying Lorelai.

Outside the storeroom and in the diner

Kirk had just walked in. He sat at a table and waited for someone to come out. When they didn't he walked to the counter, and that is when he heard it.

"Oh God Luke.." he heard her say.

"God Lorelai I want you." he said

Kirk froze, he was pretty sure he knew what was going on. Quickly he ran to the door and dialed Patty's number.

"Patty come quick to the diner, you do not want to miss this. You will definitely get a scoop on East Side Tillie for sure, and call Babbette!"

It wasn't long before the diner was full of patrons, at a usually dead time of day. Even Sookie had been called and was sitting at the counter instead of being at the Dragonfly. In the corner of the room even Taylor sat quietly, you could hear a pin drop.

Back in the storeroom

Lorelai had started removing Luke's shirt, slowly one button at a time, which was driving Luke mad with desire. He kept trying to assist her, but she wanted no part of it. She would unbutton a button, and then kiss his neck, or she would grind up against him. When she had finally removed his flannel and t-shirt he pulled her close. He loved the free of her naked up against his body, her breasts against his chest. Lorelai was playfully sucking and nibbling on his nipples and teasing him with her tongue as he worked frantically to remove his pants. Luke was standing between Lorelai's legs, in front of the table; he couldn't help grinding up against her, causing them both to moan loudly. With each thrust the table would bang against the wall, but neither of them noticed it.

His hands went around her body again and pulled her close to him. Tongues met instantly again, dueling, exploring, caressing. One hand close to her face, gently stroking it as he kissed her, the other lost in her dark curls. She smelled so good a combination of lavender, and apples, a smell uniquely Lorelai. His kisses lead him down her neck, to her collarbone. Lorelai breathing had quickened, and her body was reacting to his.

Suddenly his mouth went to her breasts, kissing and sucking on them hungrily. Luke brought his hands up to her breasts and squeezed them to them. Her hardened nipples poked out at him, he alternated taking each one between his teeth and tugging on it roughly. Lorelai groaned loudly and her nails dug into his shoulders as the mixture of pain and pleasure overwhelmed both of them. Finally Luke had managed to remove his pants and boxers.