Lalala and Lololo's fight.
One day Lalala and Lololo were home alone.Lololo was thinking of what Memu said,'The younger sibling always listen to your older sibling.'
And now the two thought which one of them are older.
"Hey Lololo.What'cha doin?"She asked as she played tea party with her teddy bear."Hey Lalala.Have you ever wondered which one of us is older?""Actually I have.""Which one of us do you think is older?""I don't know.Lets ask someone.""Great idea!"And both...whatever they are's...went to ask there first victum.Which was Kirby.
"Hey Kirby!Can you tell us which one of us is older?"Lalala said sweetly.Kirby shrugged."Plleeaase.We wont get mad or anything."Lololo said with puppy dog eyes.Kirby pointed to Lalala."WHAT!This is absurd!"(Wow.Didn't know he knew a word like 'absurd')"I'm clearly older!""But brother it's not my fault girls mature faster than boys."(Oh no she di'int)"WHAT!Kirby tell her Im older!Huh?Kirby?"All the yelling scarred Kirby and ran off.(I would to)Then Tiff and Tuff came walking by."You guys!Tell us which one of us is older!"The two said simultaniously.(Creepy).Tiff spoke sinse Tuff felt an evil aura emmiting from the siblings and hid behind TIff."Well in science girls mature faster than boys.""Ha!Can't argue with science!""Tuff tell them!""Um well usually the boys are older.Um."
Kirby running and bumps into Meta Knight."Po-""What Lololo and Lalala are fighting for whos older!I knew this day would come!"Kirby only thought one thing,How the hell did he know?.Kirby and the masked wonder stopped to see the entire town argueing whos older.All the women said"Lalala's older!"And the men said"NO!Lololo's older!""Everyone stop!Neither of them are older or younger!They were both once one person untill they were split in two."The crowd grew silent."Hey Lololo.""Yes sister?""I was split first than you!""OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!"The masked wonder screamed to the heavens.
That night
"No im older!" Nu-uh!""Uh-huh!""Nu-uh!""Uh-huh!""Shut the hell up!People are trying to sleep here!""But Meta Knight I thouht you were noctunal!""Thats it!"Meta Knight took out a brochure and started to fly to Hawaii."Where are you going."Lalala and Lololo cried out."Didn't you read the last sentence!I'm going to Hawaii!"As he was passing over the castle King Dedede jumped from the top of the castle and grabbed the knights foot."Hey let me go!""But the king protested."Take me with you!""Authoress!What ever you are planning.Don't do it!"Hehehe!You are all now trapped in your town."NO!You'll kill us all!" King Dedede said dramaticly.Then I transported them back to there origanel places."DARN YOU AUTHORESS POWERS!!"The entire town screamed.
The next morning
"Red is the first color of the rainbow.Ha!"Lalala huffed."What does red have to do with us?"Lololo asked."Well.Pink is close to red and blue is the semi last color of the rainbow.Ha!""Please...shut...up.All the town ever hears from you two...day and night is 'No im older!'"Meta Knight said glumly yet slowly and menacingly."And the stupid authoress wont end this,Stupid,Retarded,annoying-"You forgot torchering."Torcher-what the crap!Stop this fic!"No can do.Besides I thought you'd have fun baby sitting the twins."I hate you."He said.I love you too.(Being sarcastic)"sighIs there any way to end this fic?"Well only if you find out why there fighting"To be older."He said planly.No.And it's not because of Memu.Finally the wires in his brain were finally sparking."OMG!There Teenagers!"
sfx:DUN DUN DUN!!
"The hell was that.Authoress would you turn of the dang music!"My bad.
The End...For now.