One Jump
(The Aladdin Song. Now remade to apply to Alex Rider!)
(I don't own Disney, Alex Rider, or One Jump. Just my own remade lyrics)
Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the bullet
One swing ahead of the knife
Just while saving everyone's life
One jump ahead of security
That's all and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate my skillz
Just a little break guys
Bad Guys: Rip him open take it back guys
I can take a hint, gotta fact the facts
You're my only friends, Tom and Jack!
Bad Guys: He's become a one-man decline in crime
Bad Guys: I'd blame his parents except he hasn't got 'em
Gotta fight to live, gotta live to fight
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the villains
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time never gonna leave my room
One jump ahead of the hitman
Gotta go and pick that lock
I'd rather take a stroll around the block
Let's not be too hasty
Sabina: Still I think he's rather tasty
Gotta fight to live gotta live to fight
Otherwise we'd get along
Bad Guys: Wrong!
One jump ahead of the bandits
One hop ahead of the D-Day
One trick ahead of disaster
They're quick, but I'm much faster
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump
Original Version: (By Disney)
(Lyrics from: .)
[Aladdin:] Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
( That's Everything! )
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
[Crowd:] Riffraff! Street rat! Soundrel! Take that!
[Aladdin:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys
[Aladdin:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Abu!
[Crowd:] Who?
Oh it's that Aladdin's hit the bottom.
He's become a one-man rise in crime
I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em
[Aladdin:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
[Crowd:] Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!
[Aladdin:] Let's not be too hasty
[Lady:] Still I think he's rather tasty
[Aladdin:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get along
[Crowd:] Wrong!
[Aladdin:] One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
(Vandal!)
One hop ahead of the hump
(Street rat!)
One trick ahead of disaster
(Scoundrel!)
They're quick, but I'm much faster
(Take that!)
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump