A/N: I don't own One Piece. Also, I'm doing this to annoy juststop, who thought I actually cared about their opinion.
Thirty Ways to Annoy Crocodile
Bury him under the sand.
While he's under the sand, but a bucket on his head and hit it. Hard.
Scribble on his face with pen that you can't wash off.
Constantly refer to him as 'Hook'.
Dress up as a milk carton and follow him around singing Bananaphone.
At random moments, stab him in the leg.
Some convince Ace to turn him to glass.
Drop him off a cliff. When you hear the 'smash', shout "Hurray!"
Fill his coat pockets with avocado dip.
Phone him and ask for a 'Harry Buttz'.
'Accidentally' spill pain all over him.
Dress up in a surgeon's outfit and splatter it in fake blood. Hide in his room, and when he comes in jump out and go "MUAHAHAH!"
Tell him Bon Clay is secretly hot for him.
Squirt apple juice in his eyes. Tell him it's urine.
Get a bottle of water and empty all the water out, then replace it with mercury. Offer it to him, and laugh as his insides are ravaged.
Dress up as a knight, and wield a plastic sword. 'Challenge' him.
Put a 'beat me up' sign on his back.
Refer to him as 'Pimp Daddy'.
Tell Robin that he's secretly hot for her.
Throw a brick at his head at random moments.
Steal his poison-hook.
Steal his shadow.
Steal his soul.
Steal his underwear.
Tie him to a palm tree and throw coconuts at his face.
Force him to read through the entire Little Gamers archive in one night. Slap him if he starts to fall asleep.
Put army ants in his bed.
Put woodlice in his socks.
Hit him over the head with an air guitar.
Sing 'Mr Sandman' whenever he enters a room.