POTIONS!(7TH YEAR)
Peter: Guys! Where is James?
Remus: Well, he bunked potions.
Peter: Bunked it! But why?
Sirius: Peter where do you live these days?
Peter: Currently, in Hogwarts.
Remus : Um Peter didn't you notice that Lily isn't here either?
Peter: Not really. Why should I notice it? That's James' job.
Sirius: He has got a point. Anyway she has bunked the class too means FINALLY! they are going out together.
Peter: FINALLY!
Sirius: Yes, after tonnes and tonnes of 'pleases' and 'sorry's they are together now.
Remus: But I still feel that they shouldn't have bunked the class like this.
Sirius: They wouldn't have if Snape wouldn't follow them where ever they go. Ever since he got to know that they are together, he is following them like a mad cat. At least in Potions he doesn't care whether Lily is around or not.
Remus: But still...
Sirius: Who am I trying to convince? The person who will choose to study over anything even though he had studied the same thing over a billion times.
Peter: You got that right. But seriously Remus have you ever fallen for anybody else except studies?
Remus: And what kind of a question is this?
Sirius: This, my friend, is a very good kind of question, and you have no way to escape it.
Remus: Ok, fine. No.
Peter: And why is that may I ask?
Remus: Well I have my own reasons.
Sirius: The first and final one is that he cannot betray his life partner by dividing his time.
Remus: My life partner?
Sirius: Yes, your life partner.
Remus: Yes, well there's a problem: I don't have a life partner.
Sirius: Yes you do! Are studies not your life partner?
Remus: Shut up Padfoot! Let me concentrate.
Sirius: Ok fine, but just so that you know, YOU ARE BLUSHING!
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