Woah, I have way too much time on my hands

by Desstrio

I have too much free time on my hands. I urge you to read it.

Dramatic music plays as Slade walks out of the shadows.

The five heroes, the Titans, look around confused as to where the music started coming from.

"It's my new theme song!" Slade says gleefully, clapping his hands and jumping up and down.

"We..." Robin begins.

"...LOVE IT!" Everyone finishes.

"Congratulations!" Starfire exclaims clapping.

"I'm done." Jewel says, and stalks off.

"I NEED THAT ON MY MP3!" Cyborg screams like a girl.

"DUDE!" Beast Boy yells! "That's my new jam!"

"I want to marry you" SAYS ROBIN