Tea with Organization XIII

Summary: Somehow, Organization XIII has been forced into having tea with 3 young girls. The resulting blast is what you see here. Small forewarning: may contain violence, character bashing, inappropriate content, language, OOCness(not on purpose), and even some burning extras. Mmmmm, marshmallows…

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"GAAAAAAH!"

Footsteps echoed through the hallways of Castle Oblivion as a large group of men ran towards the source of the sound. Nothing could have prepared them for the pain and torment that they would be forced to undergo. As they arrived, several of the men fell forward, tripping over each other.

"Damnit, Demyx! Watch where you're going!" One of the men yelled. He was easily spotted in the group due to his blue hair.

"Oh shut it, Saix." The man, apparently named Demyx, retorted. "It's not my fault that Xaldin brought out his stupid sticks…"

"They are not sticks!" Xaldin glared at the man.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say…"

"Erm… Excuse me for a moment, gentlemen…"

All eyes turned to the speaker. Several of the Organization members stifled back laughs as they glanced at their Superior who, by happens stance, had a young girl clinging to his leg.

"Pff... Superior. I didn't know that you were one to go for younger women… Especially not that young…" Xaldin chortled.

Larxene, the only woman of the group, shot a glare to him, "You will not be speaking to the Superior like that."

"Eh. Whatever…"

The young girl looked up at the man who had spoken, a large grin spreading across her small face, "Sideburn man!" She jumped up and tackled the man, though it wasn't enough to knock him down.

The Superior couldn't help but smile, "Oh, Xaldin. I didn't know that you were one for younger women either…"

'Sideburn mans' previous smile, "Can someone please get this kid off of me…?"

After a few mutters and jeers from his fellow Organization members, several of them finally managed to pry the young girl off the large mans face. One of them paused and took a look around the hall they were standing in.

"Hey…" The man named Xigbar started, "Anyone notice that Zexion and Axel are-"

"GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"-missing…."

The members exchanged worried glances as several of them took off down the hallway again, returning moments later with their two missing companions who also had young girls latched to them one way or another.

"I see you two are still alive?" Xemnas stated as he stared at the girls.

Axel crossed his arms in front of himself as he casually leaned up against a wall, trying to shake the child off his leg, "Barely…"

"Axie! Axie!" The young girl stared up at him with her large blue eyes, "Up up!"

Zexion, on the other hand, stood in the corner, contemplating a way to get the red-haired girl off his back. "Zexy!" The girl snuggled him. "I wanna play!"

Demyx laughed as he watched his two friends, which on his part was a mistake. The blonde girl, previously attached to Axel's leg, ran over to Demyx and jumped up onto him, "Water maaaaaaaaan!"

The other two girls looked up, grinning, and ran over as well, jumping Demyx. "WATER MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" In the confusion of the moment, Demyx fell back, earning himself a few laughs from various Organization members.

"Water man! I wanna play!"

"I want a cookie, Water man!"

"PLAY WITH MEEE!"

"I'm thirsty!"

"Why don't you guys like ussss!"

He could only sit there confused, looking at each child in turn as she spoke.

Finally, Saix intervened. "Alright. There has been enough of this. We have work to do, now why don't you all run home to your parents and go about your business…." He stopped as the girls glanced up at him, near tears.

"We don't have pawents…." The first girl stated, her golden yellow eyes beginning to water.

"Yeah! Zinny and Amberwee don't have pawents!" The blonde girl stood and walked over to Saix, kicking him slightly in the shin.

Amberle also stood and walked over to her blonde friend, "Neya! Don't be mean to elf man!"

"But Amberwee! He said mean things!"

Zin, or Zinny as she was apparently called, just sat there, watching. "I say we play a game, den!" She giggled.

Saix shook his head, wondering how in the worlds this had happened. Xemnas sighed as he walked over and picked up Zin, "Alright. We'll play one game with you…"

"YAY!" All three girls chimed. "TEA PARTY!!!!!!!!"

Everyone in the room, minus the children, felt an impending doom looming over them.

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And that's chapter one! Chapter two should be done shortly -

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