My Interview with Deidara
Ch.1: The insanity begins!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Xx.L-P.xX: Hello and welcome to my interview with Deidara. My full name is Xxlove-painxX but just call me Xx.L-P.xX for short. Let us begin, shall we?
Deidara: Whatever, hm.
Xx.L-P.xX: First question: What's it like in Akatsuki?
Deidara: Its okay, I guess, hm.
Xx.L-P.xX: What kind of things do you do in there?
Deidara: Well, we hunt down innocent people to steal demons from their bodies, killing them in the process, hm.
Xx.L-P.xX: Um, okay. Next question: Is it true?
Deidara: Is what true?
Xx.L-P.xX: About you and Sasori being together.
Deidara: What?! Hell no! I couldn't stand him and his creepy ass obsession with those freaky puppets of his, hm!
Xx.L-P.xX: What's so freaky about them?
Deidara: They're made out of human bodies! He even turned his own parents into puppets, hm!
Xx.L-P.xX: … that's kind of disturbing.
Deidara: Tell me about it, hm.
Xx.L-P.xX: Third question: Do you know a girl named Ino Yamanaka?
Deidara: Who?
Xx.L-P.xX: Forget it. So, what do you think of the other Akatsuki members?
Deidara: Freaks. Every single one of them, hm.
Xx.L-P.xX: What do you mean?
Deidara: Everybody is just out there, hm.
Xx.L-P.xX: What about you?
Deidara: What about me, hm?
Xx.L-P.xX: Do you consider yourself normal
Deidara: Yeah.
Xx.L-P.xX: (whispers) I can't believe he thinks having mouths on his hands is normal.
Deidara: Did you say something, hm.
Xx.L-P.xX: Oh, nothing. Onto the next question: What is it like working with Tobi?
Deidara: He is so fucking annoying! They expect to work with him listening to this all day?!
Flashback:
Tobi: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…
Deidara: Shut the hell up Tobi, hm!
End flashback
Xx.L-P.xX: Damn, I'm surprised you haven't gone insane yet.
Deidara: You kinda learn to block it out over time.
Xx.L-P.xX: Okay, who do you think is the weirdest member of Akatsuki?
Deidara: Zetsu.
Xx.L-P.xX: Why him?
Deidara: He's a freaking man eating plant with 2 sides to his personality! He has arguments and talk to himself, and he was the one that dropped that little asshole Tobi on me, hm!
Xx.L-P.xX: Okay, calm down.
Deidara: Calm down?! I've been kidnapped to God knows where just to answer some stupid ass questions and you want me to calm down, hm?!
Xx.L-P.xX: Um, yeah?
Deidara: (glares)
Xx.L-P.xX: I'm just kidding!
Deidara: Just get onto the next question while I can control my urge to kill you, hm.
Xx.L-P.xX: Okay, next question: Have you ever used the mouths on your hands to please yourself?
Deidara: 0.o HELL NO!! What kind of sick question is that, hm?!
Xx.L-P.xX: Just curious. Next: What are your opinions on Itachi (AN: God rest his soul) and the sharingan?
Deidara: Itachi and the sharingan suck, hm!
Xx.L-P.xX: (surprised) what makes you say that?
Deidara: He's always looking at my art with those damn expressionless eyes of his! And he was the one that dragged me into the Akatsuki, I never wanted to join, hm!
Xx.L-P.xX: What's so "artistic" about exploding clay that you mold into animals and creatures?
Deidara: Shut up! They're cool, hm!
Xx.L-P.xX: (sigh) we're going to take a 5 minute break. We'll be right back.
AN: So, what do you think?
Deidara: Review or else, hm!