Tony Stark had just stepped into his bedroom after a long day of meetings and press conferences. It was such a pleasure to be home. He changed from the suit he was wearing into a black tank top and sweat pants. He was just about to walk into his bathroom when he felt a small piece of material under his foot. He kicked it up in front of him and caught it mid air only to find that it was a pair of underpants.
"I didn't leave these here." He thought to himself. Utterly confused Tony glanced at the tag that read Steve Rodgers in almost perfect handwriting. "What the fuck." Tony whispered in astonishment. "Uh, Jarvis, could you get Rodgers on the line. This is urgent." He went and sat on his desk as the line rang. Finally, Steve answered.
"Hey,Stark. What's up?" He asked sounding happy to hear from him.
"Rodgers, when you were here the other day, I think you left your grandpa panties on my floor. Would you care to explain to my why?" Tony asked with a smirk.
"Uh...I have no memory of the situation." Steve said, all happiness drained from his voice.
"Really. Well, if I showed you video footage of this, do you think it would help jog your memory?" He asked. There was no response from Steve.
"Okay, what were you doing in my room anyway?"
"I just wanted to check it out." Steve explained. "You were at a meeting and I was all alone so I went walking around the place."
"And so this gave you the sudden need to take your underwear off?" Tony asked, still not quite understanding what Steve was doing exactly.
"Pretty much. I guess I wanted to leave a little present for you." He laughed, embarrassed.
"Okay, don't expect getting them back. I'll be keeping them for reasons that you will never know." He said tucking the undergarments away in a drawer.
Steve shrugged," Fine, keep them then, Stark. I don't care." He said holding back his laughter.
"I will. Although I know they won't fit me, you do have a huge ass." Tony said biting his lip.
"Thanks, I guess?" Rodgers questioned, He switched the phone to his other ear. "You know, If that's all I think I'll go now."
"Actually I was wondering if you would want to come over here. I'm in my room now and I could give you a proper tour of the place." He sat down on his bed, hoping the Captain would agree.
"Sure, Stark. I'll come over." Steve smiled grabbing his keys from the bowl next to his door. "I'll be there in a few minutes."
"Great. Oh and one more thing, Steve."
"What is it?"
"This time, just don't wear any underwear."
And with that Tony hung up the phone and waited.