Ohayo! This is my first fic, so please R and R. Please tell if I should continue or not and what could be changed. Also, please say what you'd like to happen later on. Arigatou!

Disclaimer: I don't own OHSHC or any of the characters used in this fic. Did you really think I did? I don't think so.

Rating: I think Teens should be safe. HaruxTama, more of it will happen later. And just to note, I like to write short chapters in the 1000-1500 word zone because I know that I don't like to read long chapters, so some of you out there won't either. Also I don't have much time on hand because of school and I'm sure you'd like shorter, more frequent updates than long chapters that don't come up for ages.

Preview:

It was a VERY boring morning, especially if you asked the Hitachiin twins. But then, you didn't need to: they would already be expressing their view of the dull morning they were having. Having enough of the ongoing drone in front of the red-heads in front of her, Haruhi ignored their 'perverted'(as Tamaki would call it) suggestions of her trying out their new and skimpier bathing suit and flicked to the next page of her National Geographic magazine.

Huh, the berries are in season. Berry picking! That would be interesting… The twins would be able to keep themselves busy with that. For everyone's sake, we should go. I know that if I have to stand anymore of this, I think I'm going to scream.

"Hey, how you like to go berry picking?' She inquired. The two cocked their heads. What on earth was 'berry picking"? They put two and two together. Berries… and picking them. Why did they want to pick dirty berries and get their clothes ruined?

"Haruhi, don't commoners do that sort on thing, or mach-"

"Haru-chan! Let's go berry picking! Let's go berry picking!" Hunny piped in, pink flowers mysteriously popping up around him. Haruhi knew that Hunny was not to be denied, or else there would be hell to pay. The day when they lost Hunny was proof enough of the fact that he could destroy everything in this room within the space of a few minutes.

"Our transport has arrived." Kyouya nonchalantly informed, flicking off his cellphone. It took Haruhi a moment to register his comment. Haruhi was astonished yet again.

How does he do that? It hasn't been ten seconds since I suggested berry picking and the transport has already been contacted and has arrived? I guess procrastination isn't in his vocabulary then…

"Wait, you're going as well?" Haruhi was blown away. Potential heirs to famous and wealthy businesses do not go berry picking. They just don't. It made her shiver at the power she could have and use to her advantage. A mental image of Kyouya in slacks checking a strawberry for any imperfections and him holding a basket of multicolored berries flew past her mind. She almost couldn't suppress that giggle that escaped up her throat.

"Of course we are. This could be prospective for the overall face of the Host club in general. What? You thought that you could just leave here with them and leave me with him?" Leave it to Kyouya to make her feel smaller than an ant.

I see his point. I wouldn't be able to stand Tamaki for 5 minutes alone. He bugs me so much and it's so hard to deny his puppy-eyes. Oh well. Let's look for advantages then. I love strawberries! That's a plus. And the twins will stop bugging me, also a plus. Let's see, more pros… pros…

"Tamaki would be coming"

Who was that? Wait; is that a pro or a con? Arrgghhh! Why I am so confused? Tamaki is annoying, Tamaki is very annoying.

"You have to admit, he is kind of cute."

What? Who are you?

"I am you."

You can't be me because I'm me.

"I am your innermost and important thoughts. The voice at the back of your head."

Then how is Tamaki being cute important? No! Rephrase that, how is you saying Tamaki is cute important?

"Oh you'll see."

"Great, now I'm having conversations with myself. How weird is that?"

Haruhi bangs into the wall, groaning. A now very confused Host club stares at her.

"Now look what you've done, idiot. You said the last bit out loud. I can't believe I have to stick with you."

Look who's talking, voice-at-the-back-of-my-head.

"Haruhi, my daughter, are you ok? Do you have schizophrenia?" Tamaki concernedly creased his eyebrows while checking her forehead for a fever. Suddenly two arms grabbed her out of his caress and started to drag her out the door.

"We'll take our own limo. Meet you there. And since when did you know the word schizophrenia?" The twins were right on that point. Kyouya, Hunny and Mori nodded in agreement.

"Wait! Why do you get to take Haruhi and how can I make sure you don't do anything to her? I'm coming with you." Tamaki wailed. It was the puppy eyes that got the twins. They huddled together and whispered something Tamaki couldn't make out. Finally, after what seemed to be an eternity to Tamaki, they came to a decision. Their Cheshire smiles made everyone in the room nervous in anticipation. (Except Haruhi: she was already well aware of their plans because her closeness to them had caused her to hear.)

"Fine, but only so you can help decide which set of clothes Haruhi should wear." The twins grinned devilishly. It was going to be a long day, Haruhi sighed. While she was carried to the limo, she slowly drifted to sleep.

"Well, look what you've done now. I'll bet this will end up worse than if you had never suggested it in the first place."

So why didn't you stop me?

"Why did I need to? It's not me that's going to have to put up with them. I'm not the one who's going to be pelted with rasberries when the twins get bored again."

I should have stayed home today...

And so began the journey to the orchard.

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And that's it for now! Please excuse minor spelling, punctuation errors etc. I'll edit it further later... Much too tired now. Only constructive critism and no flames. They will be put out with the… I'm at a loss for the right words... Tell me if you want any other pairings but I'm not a fan of yaoi, so I'm not putting any of that in except for the brotherly-love of the twins. No evil thoughts will be tolerated! Takes on karate pose (I'll think about a three-way though) If anyone knows what a place dedicated to berries are, please tell as I'm not sure they're orchards.

So if you want anything to happen - REVIEW and be loved! (Although I already do have the major plot sorted)