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Set as an A/U to the fun land episode. Jackie and Kelso aren't together 'cause this is a J/H fic and we all know Jackie would never cheat so open your imaginations a little. On another note, I know I just begun Strawberry wine but I need something to alternate between writers block.(:

I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. They all left me. Them bastards. I doesn't matter if Donna isn't here, if she was she would probably leave me too, just to hang out with geek boy. Even though their broken up I would still be here standing in front of a ride im too short to go on all alone. Well you know what screw them. I can entertain myself just fine.

So that's what I did I went on every ride they would let me on. I've had all the cotton candy one needs to survive eternity, and one bad ass sparkly tiara, I even met a cute guy on the cannonball but not once did I see Kelso, Fez, or Steven so I'm sitting at the corner we agreed to meet at when I see Fez with a confused look staring at Steven holding something up. I slowly walk over to them.

"Oh... Fu.." Fez said unevenly.

I pranced around Steven to see what hes holding up and I start laughing. "Ooo!" I clap excitedly. "Do they have a pink one!?"

Seven looked at me skeptically. "You would wear this?"

I nod. "If its a prettier color."

"Oh okay so you want it cause it of the Fun University. " He shrugs

"Yeah FU it genius, because you can't get in trouble for it." I say still wondering If I can get it in pink, or at lest purple.

"Whoa wait. You know why this is funny?"

I look at him like hes crazy and about to tell him that to tell him that too, when I feel a light tap on my shoulder. I turn around and come face to face with Ty the guy I sat next to on the roller coaster.

"Hey, Jackie. You left this on the ride." He held up a giant unicorn I got a creepy old guy to win for me.

"Oh thank you, Ty!" I jump up and down and hug him before grabbing it out of his arm.

When I pull back he keeps his hand placed lightly against the small of my back. I look up at him and it reminds me that he really was good looking. Kind of beautiful. Really tall like Michael, but ruff and edgy like Steven. He Had black shaggy hair and big emerald colored eyes and a scruffy black beard. He was a total Leo type of hippie though but before acid completely melted his brain.

"No problem, babe." He said with a smirk and winked at me.

"Ayy!" I heard Fez quietly exclaim.

Uh, Jackie who the hell is this?" Steven asked seemingly zen.

"Oh! How rude of me. Tyler, these are my friends Hyde and Fez. Guys. This is Tyler. He held my hand during the roller coaster so I wouldn't fall out." I said with a big smile.

"Yeah shes so tiny I was afraid she would just drift away at the first drop." Tyler laughed and shrugged.

HYDE

Okay first, who does this guy think he is coming up to Jackie all 'Hey babe' Babe? What the fuck. I hardly think that a 7 minute ride where you spend most if the time screaming, is a long enough to know someone well enough to call them 'babe' and to have your had less than an inch away from their ass and Jackie is just standing there smiling like an idiot like hes isn't basicaly groping her.

Secondly, 'Hyde'? What the hell happen in the last two hours that I went from being Steven too hyde..

"You mean they actually let you on. I though for sure you would only be allowed on the kiddie rides." I say crossing my arms.

Jackie ignores me and turns to the asshole with his hand still on her. "Anyway. Tyler. Thank you so much for bring me my unicorn!" And then she smiles at him and not just any smile but one that makes my blood boil because it's MY smile the only one she has given to just me before this day. The smile that has never shown itself for Kelso, chip or any other asshole that wanted in her pants.

Before I can rip the dillholes head off he smiles at Jackie. "Eh it was nothing really, but uh if you really want to thank me there's a party tonight in Kenosha you should really bless with your beautiful presence, and your friends can come, too." He ended gesturing to Hyde, and Fez.

Jackie bounces up and down again. "Oh well be there! Just tell us when and where."

Uh, Jackie I don't know if-" I start but get cut off by fez.

"Ooo! Will there be sluts?!" he asks bouncing like Jackie.

Tyler laughs. "A sea of them, man."

"Oh my Gosh. A Sea of sluts. Ooo! We will be there!

"Alright, I'll see you there, my roller coaster princess." He says to Jackie tapping the tiara on her head.

Wow this guy is so full of crap. Jackie cant be buy this bullshit, but when I glance down at her I notice shes not only buying it but shes eating it up like it's fucking unicorn magic.

She gives him my smile again and whispers "Okay."

He kisses her cheek, and waves us goodbye then turns to leave.

Once hes out of sight Jackie turns to us and smiles blissfully. "Oh, he called me princess! Can you believe it. Hes just the sweete-"

Tired of hearing her yap about this tool "Alright, Alright. enough. What time is it?" I interrupt her.

"Did someone ask what time it is!?" Woolfy came up behind us.

"Yeah we know it's funOclock, get bent." I say ready to kill myself.

"No it's closing time. Time to go home." He said pushing me and Fez out the door. Then he turned to Jackie. "Oh, except for you!" He tries tickling Jackie and she squeals and runs behind me. I buck up to him to which he ran away.

I turn to Jackie and grab her arm my hand gravitating to the spot were mister 'hey babe' hand had been. "Okay lets get the hell out of here before I end up in jail over someone touching you." I mumble leading her out the exist.