Introduction

"No don't push it Stan shouts"I did it I finally did it there all gone No more craziness, no more fat kids trying to take over the world. No more south Park its all gone and its all thanks to those four boys

6 months earlier

Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman stood at the bus stop waiting to go to school. "Jew I need to borrow your homework" Cartman asked.

"No way fat ass, you should of done it last night like everyone else" Kyle replied.

"Well fuck you then Khal! you Jew rat!"

"Screw you fat ass!"

Stan sighed and pinched the bridged of his nose while his friend next to him muffled laughs through his orange Parka.

The bus arrive and the doors opened up "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!" Mrs Crabtree yelled.

"Whatever you say you crazy bitch" Stan mumbled getting on the bus.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Mrs Crabtree asked, turning her head round to face Stan.

"I said I really hate this saw stich"

"Oh yeah I get those to" Mrs Crabtree said,then drove the bus of.

Kyle and Stan sat at the back and Kenny and Cartman sat in front of them. Cartman poked his head behind him and gave Kyle puppy dog eyes.

"Please Kyle please you don't want me to get detention do you?"

"I don't care"

"Well fuck you then just don't ask me for help when you need it Khal"

"I will never ask for your help Cartman" Kyle said, which was enough to make Cartman turn around.

"Can you believe that ass hole Stan" Kyle said, but received no answer from his best friend.

"Stan?"

Kyle followed Stan's gaze to Wendy Testerbuger "oh Stan you have to get over her she dumped you man"

"It's not that easy Kyle" Stan mumbled not taking his gaze of Wendy who was two rows in front of them on the opposite side of the bus.

"It's not hard Stan you just need to get laid" Kenny said, joining the convastion.

"What dose that mean?" Cartman asked.

"It's where a girl jumps up on down on you for a really long time and when your done you make white water for her to bath in"

"That's sick dude" Stan said finally taking this gaze of Wendy.

"GET OUT!" The bus came to a stop and the children all rushed out and ran to the school.