Star Wars School
A Short One Act Play
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Principle Palpatine, principle of Star Wars School.
Dark Vadar, Star Wars School bully.
Luke Skywalker, student of Star Wars School. Leya's secret crush.
Hans Solo, Other student of Star Wars school.
Chewwy, Hans's pet chewbacca.
Leya, girl student at Star Wars School. Has secret crush on Luke.
Spok, pointy-eared student at Star Wars School. gets made fun of a lot.
Jaba the Hut, Star Wars School lunch lady.
Noon. The play opens in the cafeteria of Star Wars School in Naboo, furnished with fine wooden eating tables with lunchboxes on them. Lightbulb lights on the ceiling provide the only illumination. Big wooden Doors on opposite sides (stage left and right) are the only exit, both closed, from the cafeteria with the lunch line at the back wall. LUKE, HANS, and LEYA are sitted at the tables. CHEWWY is sitting on the floor next to HANS. SPOK is in line with DARK, while JABA is serving the food.
A loud clank is heard as SPOK drops his tray after bumping into DARK on accident. DARK then punches SPOK in the shoulder. PALPITINE enters from stage left door and witnesses this.
PALPATINE: What is this? Why are you beating him up?
DARK: But he punched me first!
PALPATINE: That is not the trusth! It is a lie! Come to my office now!
Dark exits stage left with Palpatine. Luke can be heard snickering.
LUKE: Wow, what a loser, the both of them.
LEYA: That is not a nice thing to say.
LUKE: Yeah? What are you going to do about it?
LEYA: I was planning on feeding your face to the chewbacca. But then again, your face is so ugly, he just might barf from looking at it.
Luke was furious at this. Luke then picks up some mashed potatoes and throws them at Leya. It misses and hits Hans.
HANS: That was not nice either.
CHEWWY: ARRRRRR ARRR ARRR.
HANS: I agree. We should fight him.
The lights dim. The sound of lightsword swinging and laser gun shots can be heard as the curtain closes. A screaming is then heard once curtain is fully closed.
THE END