One day gravity falls turned into 1920s Germany and for some reason their was a war. Dipper was an emotional wreck. He had just lost his virginity to his deep lover Arnold swarstenegger. Emotional timez. He heard a knock on the door. A man with a paper was their. "you have to go to The War 6" "Ok" dipper said, crying. Mabel burst into tears. She rolls onto the floor in sobs. The next day dipper is picken up by a helicopter and gets in by the war people. Time to go to war he says. He gets in the helicopter. After 31 minutes they fly over an native tribe's place and they drop dipper out on accident and he screams and falls into the long grass. Dipper screams arnolds name, remembering their sexy timez. The tribe finds him and accepts him into their tribe and puts him to war against his own people the germans. They put war paint on him, a blue triangle and pink circle. He goes to war. Dipper did not succeed. He cries and all of his war paint washes off except the ones on his chest. He writes a letter to Arnold his lover that night.
" dear Arnold,
everytime I go to war, I think of you. Everytime I see my own men die I think of you, you keep me strong. When I go to war, I tell myself "TIME TO KICK SOME ICEEEEEEE!"
Yours truly, dipper (my tribe name, Bull Chuckawa)
Dipper goes to war the next day and dies. At his funeral mabel cries and Arnold bangs on the ground screaming "WHY COULDN'T IT BE ME!" he licks the gravestone. The grave stone reads "R.i.p Bull Chuckawa" Arnold cries and remembers their sexy timez one last time. THE END.