Authors note: hey! This is a new story I'm working on with one of my other friends. We hope you enjoy it! Also there are descriptions of what mine and my friends o.c.'s look like on my profile. Also, again, this story is not going to be serious its just something i thought was funny and wanted to share, though it may have some very light serious undertones in it but other then that its meant to be a parody or comedy that me and my friend thought up. Sorry if that makes some people loose interest! Also I am looking for a beta reader! Please help if you can!

Disclaimer: Me and my friend only own our ocs and the plot every thing else belongs to their respective owners.


Story Start

Emily was wearing her normal baggy t-shirt over a long sleeve fishnets with her black shorts, fishnet leggings that went to her knees, wrappings that stopped at the top of her heeled ninja shoes that came up to her calves. Brushing some over snow white curly hair out of her face with her hand she turned to her brother. "Hey Ter! We should join this group!" She held up a flyer for Terrance to see. It was for the organization Akatsuki. Terrance, looked at it then her and asked, "The Akatsuki? Are you sure, don't they seem….intense…?" Emily looked at him then put the flyer down. Sitting on the ground she patted the spot her to her. "But we need the money anddddd its just jobs as a maid and tech guy." She said as she lightly pumped shoulders with him when he sat down.

He looked at her and scratched his permanente bed head. His hair was always sticking up no matter what he did. With it being brown, orange,and red and his karate suit being black and blue it was hard not to miss him, that and his green and red headband. He fixed his brown glasses as he picked up the flyer. "Well I guess so. If you put it like that at least." He said leaning on her lightly. She smiled softly, "It says to call this number to apply." "I got this!" He exclaimed while taking out toy phone full of chocolate. Emily sweet drops and sighs while taking out her real cell phone and calls the number.

~15 minute convo on the phone later~

Emily hangs up the phone and sets it in her lap as she stares at the ground. Terrance looks at her and says, "Soooo…..", trailing off at the end and waiting for her to talk. Emily looked over at him from the corner of her eye. "We got the jobs buttttttttttt", she said trailing off lightly. Terrance turned to face her lifting an eyebrow. "Butttttt what?", he asked in a confused voice. She said in a soft voice, "We have to go to the rain village for an interview..." he sighs dramatically and takes out an umbrella. Emily began to giggle and does some hand signs yelling, "Teleportation no jutsu!", While grabbing Ter and teleporting them to rain. Terrance exclaimed, "It's so teleporty!"

Emily smiled and took his a hand dragging him more into the hidden village. Rain ran down her face as she looked back at him. "Let's get going he said go to the giant tower in center of village looks like a face at top couldn't miss it. Are you ready little bro?" Terrance tried to copy teleportation jutsu while being dragged by his sister." Y-yeah just a minute..." She stopped and smiled at him. "Do you want me to show you how to do it?" He shook his head and said, "Almost got it." He somehow shocks self by accident.

Emily grabbed his hand and changed his one hand sign to the correct one. "There you go!" She grabs his arm as he teleported them. Terrance face palmed, "Why is this so hard" He took his face out of his palm and looked around. "Where are we?", he asked curiously. Emily was about to answer but was cut off by a mysterious voice, "In the akatsuki tower, now, state your business or die." She looked around for the voice but saw nothing. "Ummm we're emily and terrance we called about the job earlier." Terrance randomly yelled, "ELECTRIC JUTSU", Shocking himself, again, "Nevermind…"Emily rolled her eyes but smiled softly, saying, "Ignore him sir. So about that job, I'll be the maid and he's great with tech." She said as she heals terrance. The strange voice soon appeared in the form of a shadowy figure. "Fine. My name is Pein, but you will call me Leader, Leader-sama, or Pein-sama. Do you both understand?" He asked in a stern voice. Terrance said, "Yes Leader-Sama." While Emily nodded and said. "Hai Leader-sama"

Pein nodded his head once before saying, "Now you'll both be partners and you'll follow tobi, the other extra, to your rooms. Mind you, you two are not actual members but I'll give you cloaks and uniforms later, anyway dismissed."

Terrance's eyes began to spin with all of the new info. "So much for much for an introduction." Pein glared at them both, signaling for them to leave with the hyper active ninja in a orange, swirly mask that was behind him. Emily nodded and began to drag the still dazed Terrance, "Okay, Let's gooooo!"

As they walk up to the one called Tobi. He started bouncing around. "HIIII I'M TOBI WE'LL ALL BE SHARING A ROOM CUZ KAKUZU-SENAI IS CHEAP!" He yelled excitedly at them. Emily blinked a couple times before saying, "Okay then?" She turned to look at her brother and asked, "Are you okay?" Terrance blinked and responded, "Sorry, I was daydreaming." Tobi looked at him, "What does that mean?" He asked in a childish voice while cocking his head to the side.
Terrance looked at him replying with. "You know…not paying attention to reality." Tobi nodded his head and said, "Ooooh then Tobi must do that a lot then!" Terrance looked at him "Except for when it actually matters." He mumbled under his breath.
Emily walked into a wall and grabbed her nose. "Owww stupid wall!" She exclaimed. Terrance and Tobi looked at each other oddly for a minute. Tobi finally walked up to a door and said "We're here! Tobi has the top bunk on this side!" He said as he walked to the right side of the room.

Emily ran to the left side. "I call dibs on the bunk on this side!" Terrance looked at her. "Hmmm? Left or Right?" Emily looked at him. "Left side of the room, why?" Terrance tapped his chin thinking. "Because I'm trying to figure out whose bed to kick." She looked at him strangely. "Why?" He answered a straight face while cocking his hip out and putting his hand on it. "Because, I might stay up all night I don't want to hear snoring." Emily raised an eyebrow. "I don't snore and I stay up all night." Tobi climbed onto his bed and started to bounce. "Tobi doesn't know if Tobi snores, but Zetsu-senpai has the bunk under Tobi's" Terrance looked at him before going to the bunk on the left side of the room with Emily. "Good point." Emily nodded while pulling out some summoning scrolls. "Soooo, we should probably put our stuff away." Summoning their stuff out of the scroll she had Ter a plushie before putting everything else up.
Terrance started to hug the plushies. "So soft! Emily started to giggle. "haha haha, yeah little bro, but help me put this crap up then you take a bath once we it fix it up. We dodged a separate bathroom from you and Zetsu-sempai right?" She asked looking at Tobi. Tobi nodded almost falling of his bunk. "Yep!"

Terrance triumphantly threw a fisting a fisting to the air. "Neat! I can finally sing without judgement! " Emily looked at him." I never judge you and we're sharing a bathroom still you doof!." Terrance look at her. "Hmmm, ok." She started to pout.

~1 hour latter of putting crap up~

Emily was still pouting after she got out of the shower. Terrance noticed and asked, "Why are you pouting?" Emily huffed and turned her face away from him, "Cuz' I don't judge when you sing that was those people..." Terrance flipped his hair, "Well, remind me not to bathe when we have company over." Emily mumbles softly to herself. "Lucky I wiped your memory of them..." Then said in a louder voice, "yeah, okay little bro." She reached up and ruffles Terrance's hair and smiles.
Terrance looked in the mirror and said, "Ummm...my hair is worst than before..." She giggled and said, "Go take a shower in the bathroom to the left so you can fix your hair." Terrance went to say something but closed his mouth and walked to the bathroom.
Emily called after him, "Hurry up cuz I'm taking one after please!"
Terrance turned around and threw bars of tiny soap at her. Emily dodged them, "Hey!" Terrance slammed the door and got into the tub. Emily giggled and yelled, "Yeah thats right you better run hahaha!"

~1 hour 30 minutes after they both shower~

Emily finally stepped out of the bathroom. "I take long showers.", she said while she towel dried her hair. Terrance glanced at her before looking back at his laptop. "As long as you're clean." Emily smiled at him, "I am! Hey Tobi, do you know when we start work?" Tobi looked up at her and nodded, "right now em-chan!" Terrance pouted, "Aww! but, I thought it was bedtime!" Emily looked at him and smiled, "it is bedtime but, I know I'm not tired yet, are you?" Terrance grabbed his plushie, "I want to snuggle my plushie." Emily smiled gently and starts to climb her later to get into her bed, "ok let's sleep the. night ter-chan! Night tobi-chan!" Terrance climbed under his blankets putting up his stuff,"Night Big Sister. Night Tobi-chan...where's that other Guy?" Tobi shut off the lights before running to his bed and climbing into the top bunk before replying, "Zetsu-sempai is still on a mission! Night!" Terrance mumbled a soft "Night" before falling asleep.

~In the middle of the night~u.u

Emily whispered to him, "psst terrance?" Terrance opened an eye slightly, "yes?", he answered softly. Emily whispers again, "I can't sleep..." Terrance asked her, "Want some candy?" she shook her head even though he couldn't see it, "No...hey can I sleep in your bunk? I had a dream 'bout falling.." He nodded, "Sure watch your step." She smiled and climbed down to his bed, "I hate sleeping in new places it always make me dream weird and ok…. night little bro", she whispered as she climbed under the covers. He hugged Emily while she hugged him back and said, "Plus, I don't trust them yet." He sighed, saying, "Just keep calm, its our trial period so we should be able to get off easy." She sighed while closing her eyes, "still.. i don't want a repeat of last time I almost lost you cuz of them…", she glared up at the sealing, "stupid clans and their stupid rules…." Terrance sighs again, "I'm sorry...but, I promise we can manage." Emily rolled over to face him, "I know but I promised. Rember?" Terrance rolled on his back, "Maybe." She closed her eyes and reminded him, "when we first met in the forest. I promised to always protect you and keep you safe. You're my little bro, it's my job, right?" Terrance nodded, " I suppose." Emily hits him with a plushie and giggles, "yeah *yawns* we gotta work tomorrow." Terrance yawns as well, "Yeah."

Emily snuggles the plushie, "Lets get some sleep then 'kay? What time is it by the way?" Terrance shrugged, "Probably 2."

Emily looked at her phone, "It's 5am crap! No time to go back to sleep, gotta make breakfast." Terrance groaned, "Can we just make cereal?" Emily giggled, "I'll make breakfast while you drink coffee then?"

Terrance nodded, "Okay."

~To be continued... dun dun dunnn~