The Following Trailer is Rated NM For NO MERCY!
From the most infamous mass murderer in literary history, and the hordes of rabid fans that support him, comes a series bloody enough to make Chicago look like a Utopian paradise, and promiscuous enough to make Las Vegas feel really good about itself.
Game Of Thrones!
Explore the worldwide phenomena that became the most successful fantasy series of its generation, but in reality would have made less splash than a dead fish if it wasn't for the money-making shock value of half the cast getting their dicks chopped off.
Enter the country of Westeros, a harsh, medieval land populated almost exclusively by assholes.
And experience an epic struggle for power among a bloated cast of bastards, douchbags, murderers, psychos, sluts, schemers, freaks, gays, and sexual deviants, who are all destined to die a horrible death at the hands of their bloodthirsty creator, whether it be:
Getting thrown off a tower, being eaten by zombies, getting axed at a wedding, getting melted like a cheap candle, or being shot with a crossbow by a pissed-off dwarf while sitting on the crapper.
So steel yourself against empathy, emotion, or anything vaguely resembling human decency, and prepare for a epic story that has been HBO's bread and butter since 2011, which will come to screeching halt when George Martin inevitably dies without finishing the story, leaving tens of millions of devastated Thronies without a reason to live.
Starring:
Survivorman- Jon Snow
Thorin Drunkenshield- Tyrion Lannister
The Wicked Witch Of Westeros- Cersei Lannister
Mr. Freeze- The Night King
Enjoy your stay in Hell- King Joffrey
DogFood- Ramsay Bolton
And, a LOT of dead people [In alphabetical order]:
Baratheon, Robert
Baratheon, Stannis
Baratheon, Tommen
Baratheon, Selyse
Baratheon, Shireen
Barra
Billy
Biter
Bolton, Baby
Bolton, Roose
Brother Ray
Bulwer, "Black Jack"
Caleotte (Maester)
Cassel, Jory
Cassel, Rodrik
Copper King, The
Cooper
Crane, Lady
Craster
Cressen (Maester)
Cuy, Emmon
Daxos, Xaro Xhoan
Dayne, Arthur
Dongo
Doreah
Drennan
Drogo (Khal)
Eaton (Maester)
Egen, Vardis
Flasher, The
Forel, Syrio
Forzho (Khal)
Frey, (Lady, name unknown)
Frey, Joyeuse
Frey, Lothar
Frey, Walda
Frey, Walder
Gared
Gatins
Ghita
Gordy
Greizhen mo Ullhor
Grenn
Grey Wind (direwolf)
Greyjoy, Balon
Guymon
Hill, Donnel
Hollard, Dontos
Hotah, Areo
Hizdahr zo Loraq
High Septon, The
High Sparrow, The
Hightower, Gerold
Hodor
Humble, Adrack
Iggo
Irri
Jack
Karsi
Karstark, Harald
Karstark, Rickard
Karstark, Torrhen
Kegs
Kenning, Ralf
Kraznys mo Nakloz
Kurleket
Lady (direwolf)
Lannister, Alton
Lannister, Kevan
Lannister, Lancel
Lannister, Martyn
Lannister, Tywin
Lannister, Willem
Leaf
Lem
Loboda
Locke
Lommy "Greenhands"
Lorch, Amory
Lord of Bones
Lowell
Luwin (Maester)
Mag the Mighty
Mago
Manderly, Wendel
Marsh, Bowen
Martell, Doran
Martell, Oberyn
Martell, Trystane
Master Torturer
Maz Duur, Mirri
Mero
Mordane (Septa)
Moore, Mandon
Morgan
Mormont, Jeor
Mormont, Maege
Moro (Khal)
Mossador
Mully
Myranda
Mycah
Olly
Osha
Oznak zo Pahl
Paenymion, Belicho
Polliver
Poole, Vayon
Pree, Pyat
Prendahl na Ghezn
Pycelle (Grand Maester)
Pypar "Pyp"
Qhorin "Halfhand"
Qorro (Khal)
Qotho
Rakharo
Rast
Rayder, Mance
Razdal mo Eraz
Reed, Jojen
Rennick
Rhaego
Rhalko (Khal)
Rivers, "Black Walder"
Riddell
Ros
Royce, Robar
Royce, Waymar
Rorge
Sally
Sally's Father
Santagar, Aron
Seaworth, Matthos
Selmy, Barristan
Shae
Shaggydog (direwolf)
Silk King, The
Silver, The (Horse)
Simpson
Slynt, Janos
Smitty
Spice King, The
Stark, Catelyn
Stark, Eddard "Ned"
Stark, Lyanna
Stark, Rickon
Stark, Robb
Stark, Talisa
Steve
Stiv
Stonesnake
Styr
Summer (direwolf)
Tanner, Karl
Tansy
Targaryen, Aemon (Maester)
Targaryen, Aeryes II
Targaryen, Viserys
Thorne, Alliser
Three-Eyed Raven, The
Tickler, The
Tom
Torrent, Axel
Trant, Meryn
Tully, Brynden
Tully, Hoster
Tyrell, Loras
Tyrell, Mace
Tyrell, Margaery
Umber, Jon "Greatjon"
Umber, Jon "Smalljon"
Unella (Septa)
Vale, Hugh of the
Varly
Waif, The
Wallen
Warg, Thenn
White Rat
Will
Wode, Willis
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun
Yarwyck, Othell
Ygritte
Yoren
Grave of Bones!
Watching all these characters get killed off is just plain depressing. I need something to cheer me up. I know! I'll watch The Walking Dead!